That’s not a misogynistic title. If Beyonce can call herself “it,” we all get to use it. See? Did it again. And again.
Nick Jonas (he’s the one who writes the songs, so direct blame accordingly) has reportedly given ex-gf Miley Cyrus (she doesn’t write her own songs, but you can blame her for everything else) a “commitment ring.” Read on for this Jew’s interpretation of what all these silly Christian ring-things mean.
A “purity” ring is what you give your girlfriend when you want to jointly pledge virginity ’til marriage, or until you knock her up because your parents intentionally kept you ignorant of contraception. I’m not entirely sure what a “commitment ring” is. (I’m more used to writing about the other kind of commitment.) It sounds like something worn to say: “Hey, I’m committed. To trying. No promises.”
Hey, Michael Ian Black. You’re a Jew. What do you think about Christian virginity pledges?
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