Beyoncé is doing more for the economy than Obama is at this point. The gracious popstar is giving away 1,400 free tickets to her concert in Detroit this Saturday. Tickets for her “I Am…” tour range from $20 to $200, but apparently Mrs. Jay-Z doesn’t need a dime of that! She just loves singing and […]

TBS Orders Up Cube-less Cube Comedy
TBS has ordered 10 episodes of a comedy series based off of the 2005 movie, Are We There Yet, and it’s 2007 Sequel. The movies main character, Ice Cube, won’t be making the jump from big screen to small screen though, as the show has cast Everybody Hates Chris’ Terry Crews to play the role […]

Guns N’ Roses-Leaking Blogger Sentenced In Court
“What’s the only thing worse than Islamic terrorism? Chinese Democracy!” – American’s Funnyman, Neil Hamburger A blogger who just wanted to help promote Guns N’ Roses by giving away their new album has be sentenced in a Los Angeles court to a year’s probation and two months house arrest. So a blogger can’t leave his […]

Michael Jackson’s Tragic Comeback
Sadly, it looks like Michael Jackson finally has the music comeback he hoped for. Since his death three weeks ago, Jackson has sold a staggering 2.3 million albums. His album ‘Number Ones’ is the top-selling album in the nation for the third week in a row. Click here to follow Starzlife on Twitter.
It’s a Pogrom of One As Ukraine Runs Another Jew Out of the Country
Don’t go to the Ukraine to see Bruno. (If you’re in Los Angeles, try the Arclight. Matinees cost ten bucks but you’ll save more than that on plane fare.) A culture ministry commission concluded “Bruno” included an “artistically unjustified exhibition of sexual organs and sexual relations, homosexual acts in a blatantly graphic form, obscene language, […]

Obama Throws a Baseball at Dominican Immigrant
Continuing a tradition going back to 1910, President Obama threw out the first pitch at a St. Louis Cardinals game yesterday. Obama pitched the ball to Cardinals hitter, Albert Pujols, who had to do some manuevering to catch it. Let’s just say Obama shouldn’t quit his day job. Check out the video after the jump
Lindsay Lohan to Star in Porn? Sort Of
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPaT0ZsLDbw&feature=player_embedded Lindsay Lohan has been through so, so much in her 23 short years (that’s it?!), they’re making a movie about her life. A porn movie, but a movie nonetheless! Chances are it will be ten bazillion times more entertaining than Labor Pains. It’s on ABC Family this Sunday! (Labor Pains, not the porn. Although […]

Was Michael Jackson gay?
Despite mother Katherine’s insistence that her son Michael was straight as an arrow, details are surfacing that the King of Pop had not just one boyfriend but multiple male lovers. A new book by Ian Halperin (who has also written that fellow Hollywood skirt chasers Tom Cruise and John Travolta may indeed be friends of […]
Kristin Cavallari Has Adorable Delusions of Grandeur
The new star of The Hills Kristin Cavallari was interviewed by the NY Post on her transition from reality TV to films, even though she completely bypassed films and went straight back to reality TV. Whew! That was quick, and relatively painless, thankfully for all of us who have no intention of seeing Van Wilder: […]

LAPD Treating Jackson Death as a Homicide
The latest is that the LAPD (though denying it since it got out) are the ruling death of Michael Jackson as a homicide!! Propofol is a drug used to put patients under at the hospital before a surgery, and definitely not something you should be using at home for pain! The death would be ruled […]

