Here’s some fresh-outta-the-oven promo pics for Tim Burton‘s Alice in Wonderland. Not sure if I’m digging Anne Hathaway as a blonde. Or with rabies — let’s hope that rodent didn’t bite her during the shoot! Check out some more after the jump, including Johnny Depp eons creepier than when he played Michael-Jackson-as-Willy Wonka in Charlie […]
Jon Gosselin Possibly Engaged, Definitely a Tool
Jon Gosselin is allegedly engaged to his 22 year old hussy, er, girlfriend Hailey Glassman. According to In Touch Weekly, Jon proposed to his childless girlfriend of like a millisecond. And according to my eyes, Ed Hardy clothing can apparently be out-douched. Who knew? Does Hailey not mind playing step-mom to eight kids? It wouldn’t […]
Litigant Won’t Be Getting 120 Million from the One Jackson Who Actually Has It, Janet
If you attempt to kiss Janet Jackson and you’re not Jermaine Dupri, don’t you deserve to get clocked by her bodyguards? I just realized from typing that sentence that Janet Jackson has both a boyfriend AND brother named “Jermaine.” I wonder if Jermaine Jackson’s son will ever hear someone say, “I can’t date you, my […]
Woah Mama!
Kim Kardashian posted a different look, her “twilight look” to her official website today. She would make a pretty hott goth chick! What do you guys think about Kim’s vamped look?
Lance Bass Still Harboring Hope to Go to Space, Still Dork
“I’m a trained astronaut, and it’s my time to go”, Lance Bass told GateCrasher in regards to his still burning desire to go to space. The former boy band star first tried to leave Earth in 2002, when he trained with Russian cosmonauts. He was unable to come up with the $20 million they wanted, […]
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Twilight Comic Book Last Thing to Finally Cash In On Twilight Phenomenon
Remember when zombies were all the rage a few years ago? There were like ten billion zombie movies (Shaun of the Dead, 28 Weeks Later) and books (World War Z) out at the same time. Well, vampires are the new zombies! (Although the Thriller video is definitely making a resurgence, wonder why.) Thanks to Twilight‘s […]
Billy Mays Peddles Crap from the Grave
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvuN1JK4FYU Though Billy Mays may have passed on, his unnecessarily aggressive voice and hard-sell pitch lives on. Check out the lastest product he was shilling- the Mighty Tape, a tape version of the Mighty Putty that he previously popularized. The crap he sold always looked so promising. It’s tape! But it’s super strong! You can […]
The Sixth Jason Movie Didn’t Do This Well: Potter Makes 22.2 Million
The title for this post originally said “Potter Conjures” but, according to Google, 1,990 other writers also thought of that clever little play themselves. That’s the problem with puns: someone else has probably already done it. Also, they make people roll their eyes, even when they’re good. Harry Potter and the Chuzzlewit Broom Ride or […]
Matthew Fox to Quit TV Before TV Quits Him
Matthew Fox says that after Lost is finished he’s moving on from TV work. Um, Matthew was that a mutual decision on the part of you and TV, or are you getting the break up rumors started in your favor before it comes out that TV was texting with John Mayer? Fox said to Starpulse: […]
Still Attached to the Disney Ball and Chain
Miley Cyrus will star in a new Disney film titled ‘Wings,’ about a girl who sprouts wings and learns that she’s a fairy, according to Variety.com The film will be an adaptation of the bestselling book by Aprilynne Pike, and some how, Mileys mom, Tish Cyrus, has been signed on as executive producer. Someone need […]