Melanie Griffith turns 52 today! What, don’t know who Melanie Griffith is? Look her up, it’s a boring Sunday anyways. 52 and still smoking can’t be too favorable on the old lungs though! Might want to cut that shit out, Mel.
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Happy Birthday, Miss Samantha!
Samantha Ronson, professional DJ andLilo‘s sometimes girlfriendJ, turns 32 today! Now any other girl would celebrate today by going out to an expensive restaurant, hitting up a club, drinking, maybe the DJ thinks they are cute so they get to spin a record or two, then they end up totally trashed and making out with […]
Happy Birthday, Little J
Taylor Momsen, best known as Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl, turns sweet 16 today! Little J has a record deal with Interscope with her band, The Pretty Reckless. She also has a modeling contract with IMG, and a lead role on a hot show. I can buy cigarettes and beer legally. We’re even, right? Love […]
Corey Feldman: 38 Year Old Child
Corey Feldman could be 138 and he’d still be labeled a child star. Michael Jackson’s former special buddy is celebrating his 38th today, but why do we only remember him as the little kid from Stand By Me, and The Goonies and not…wait? What else was he in? Corey, who turned up at Jackson’s memorial […]
Lippy Birthday
Lisa Rinna turns 64 46 today. Perhaps she’ll treat herself to an even fatter set of lips.
Happy Birthday Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson turns 29 today. Just one more year before the dirty 30! Everyone deserves to be happy on their birthday though. Even if you’re miserable for the other 364 days a year. Even if a day in the life of you is forgetting the lyrics, packin’ on the pounds, having a hot little sister […]
Happy Birthday Courtney Love
Lord of the strange, Courtney Love turns 45 today!! She’s really gettin’ up there! Unfortunately for her, she’s got to share her birthday with a bunch of way more important people. Fred Savage of The Wonder Years, who turns 33 today. (Only 33?!) Tom Hanks who turns 54 and OJ Simpson who turns 62. Happy […]
Go Shorty, It’s ya Birthday
50 cent will probably be hearing a lot of that today! The rapper, Curtis Jackson, turns 34 cent today. Happy Birthday Fif.
Happy Birthday Tom Cruise!
Are you still allowed to celebrate birthdays if you’re a Scientologist?? If so, Tom Cruise turns 47 today! If not, Tom Cruise would have turned 47 today! He’s getting pretty close to the big 5-0!! Happy birthday, Tommy!
Who Knew They Were Born on the Same Day!
Today happens to be Ashley Tisdale’s birthday as well as Lindsay Lohan’s. Happy birthday to someone who actually does work! Tiz turns 24 today.
