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Sarah Palin Will Not Run For President

Sarah Palin will not be running for President in 2012. In a letter to her supporters written on Wednesday night, Palin writes: October 5, 2011 Wasilla, Alaska After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my […]

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Russian President Dmitry Medvedev hands out awards to Russian spies!

Russian spies were sent out of the country earlier this year, including sexy Anna Chapman who received high awards in Kremlin today from the Russian President Dmitry Medvedev. Even though russian spy gadgets nowadays are degraded to the use of wi-fi at Starbucks, which any geek in high school can top in creativity at any […]

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Schwarzenegger Won’t Be Back for 2011

Good/bad news for all you political hounds out there.  Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced that he won’t be seeking any more political roles after his term as Governor of California ends at the end of 2010. Arnold hinted that he might have his eyes on a bigger prize when he challenged America’s rules on the nationality […]

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Britney for President! Britney on Letterman Video

Britney Spears presented David Letterman’s Top 10 List last night on his show. The topic, “Top 10 Ways The Country Would be Different if Britney Spears Were President.” Brit Brit presented in a bikini on a stool, causing her to shift in her chair, which Dave mocked. Check out for yourself!

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

Barack Obama turns 48 today! He should totally milk the “it’s my birthday!” thing during the day. Congress doesn’t want to pass his healthcare bill-  he should go to the Senate floor and yell, “but it’s my biiiiiiiiirthday!” and people roll their eyes but do it anyway. You know who else has a birthday today? […]

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