Barack Obama turns 48 today! He should totally milk the “it’s my birthday!” thing during the day. Congress doesn’t want to pass his healthcare bill- he should go to the Senate floor and yell, “but it’s my biiiiiiiiirthday!” and people roll their eyes but do it anyway.
You know who else has a birthday today? Dylan and Cole Sprouse, aka Zack and Cody, dwellers of the Suite Life on the Disney Channel. Those boys are 17! Maybe a co-celebration is in order? I’m sure Sasha and Malia would be up for it.