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The View Discusses Obama’s B+ Grade

The View co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck is the face of the new Republican party: Bigoted, Bitter… and Bashing on Obama‘s B+! The conservative Christian called out Obama’s “B+” grade as deplorable, despite the rest of the co-hosts (and the rest of the world’s) insistence that the poor guy is still cleaning up Bush crap. Said Elizabeth: […]

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The View Forced To Issue a (Tiger-Related) Apology

The ladies from The View have been forced to say sorry – after calling Tiger‘s “alleged” mistress Rachel Uchitel a “hooker.” Uchitel’s high-powered Hollywood attorney, Gloria Allred (not a gal you would mess with) called Barbara and Co, demanding that they retract their words. What’s the big deal? Supposedly, funny lady Joy Behar was only […]

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Adam Lambert Appears Before The Judgmental BeYotches Of The View

Before a disgraced Adam Lambert returned to ABC this morning (well, a pre-recorded version of this morning), a somber Whoopi Goldberg told The View: “I think he’s more aware now that there are certain guidelines that he needs to follow…” What?! Are these hypocritical bitches still rapping the singer’s knuckles for kissing a man? Was […]

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Sherri Shepherd Says She Ain’t Homophobic; Says Woman Beating OK, Cheating Not

Sherri Shepherd, The View co-host angrily made her point today: She’s ain’t homophobic. The slur comes after she publically angrily derided Adam Lambert for offending ABC viewers. The Precious actor, who hasn’t made much sense lately (she said she’d give Chris Brown another chance but moronically told viewers that she wouldn’t buy Tiger Woods’ NIKE […]

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Tiger Woods Ignites A Controversy On The View

Tiger Woods‘ cheatin’ ways have ignited another storm: a showdown on The View! During a heated discussion about the disgraced golfer,  Barbara Walters asked a visibly bored Whoopi Goldberg why she was falling asleep. A furious Whoopi replied: “I am bored out of my brain. Here’s my absolute honest opinion. Whether they get back together […]

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Whoopi To Barbara: “Speak Up You Old Thing!”

The ladies of The View unveiled their hilarious costumes today, including a kinda hot Barbara Walters. Yep, you heard those two words mentioned in the same sentence: Hot and Barbara Walters. Barbara introduced herself in character as a True Blood inspired vampire who was once a former anchor woman trying to write a story about […]

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Don’t Worry About Rosie’s Divorce. Star Jones Is Here.

While rumors continue to swirl about Rosie O’Donnell and Kelli Carpenter O’Donnell‘s divorce, one ray of light is shining through. And her name is Star Jones! The former View Contestant (and we can’t remember anything she’s done after that) has railed to Rosie’s defense. Reports Star: “Rosie will never allow conflict to usurp her role […]

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Whoopi Rips Gosselin A New One

Dang, things got heated on The View today! Guest co-host Kate Gosselin (you know – the woman with a hair cut that resembles e a baboon’s ass) told a story that clearly indicated she was violating the rules behind her custody agreements. There may have been more to the story but the hair was distracting. […]

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Charlize Theron: “I Won’t Marry Until The Gays Can!”

Charlize Theron made an appearance on The View today promoting her new movie, ‘The Burning Plain.’ When the topic turned to marriage and her long relationship with fellow actor Stewart Townsend, things got political. Thankfully, Elizabeth Hasselbeck was at home nursing her latest child so she couldn’t stare Charlize down with her Republican Pro Prop […]

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Kate Gosselin Gets Rid of the Reverse Mullet

Kate Gosselin has The View‘s stylists to thank for finally giving her a good haircut. The single mom of 8 now looks pretty damn hot with her waved hair, which she showed off on today’s broadcast of the show. It was certainly better than the raccoon she had perched up there before. Now the true […]

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