The next time you’re watching America’s Next Top Model and they have one of those challenges that involves modeling in a meat locker or balanced on a log, know that sometimes, those girls really do have to model under strenuous conditions. Well, not those girls, since no one from that show ever becomes a model, […]
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Why So Shy-a
We spotted Shia LaBeouf leaving the house of Al Pacino in Los Angeles this week, wearing a ratty old flannel shirt that looks like he spit toothpaste all over the front of. I know what you’re saying, “that’s the style” and “he probably paid good money for that at Urban Outfitters.” But the truth is, […]

STARZLIFE PICS: John C. McGinley Visits the Real Doctor
Oh my God. Look at John C. McGinley‘s shoes. It looks like someone cut off a Ninja Turtle’s foot and made a Croc out of it. John, look down. That’s concrete you’re walking on, not a beach in Cabo or your living room floor. Forget the doctor’s office, you’re underdressed for a hike. You’d have […]

STARZLIFE PICS: Betty White Will Outlive You
Where do old-people clothes come from? I’ve never seen ’em in stores. Also, what is about turning 70 that makes people say to themselves, “Banana Republic no more. From here on in it’s silky pastels and cardigans”? Starzlife caught Ms. Thang, aka Betty White, walking down the street in Beverly Hills recently. Fans of hers […]

STARZLIFE PICS: What Part of ‘Nicky Hilton Be Shoppin” Didn’t You Understand?
Here’s Starzlife fave Nicky Hilton wearing an Alexander McQueen scarf, taking her computer into the shop. Technically, that’s shopping. Nicky recently helped big sis Paris ring in her 29th birthday at the Tea Room in New York, as well as attending the launch of Butter NC, a new bi-level dance club in North Carolina.

EXCLUSIVE!!! Never Before Seen Photos of Scott Disick & Rob Kardashian
Check out these EXCLUSIVE never before seen photos of Scott Disick and Rob Kardashian going to lunch in West Hollywood. Though Scott has been under fire in the Kardashian camp lately, him and Rob have always had a special bond it seems. They’ve recently been poking fun at each other over social networking site, twitter. […]

STARZLIFE PICS: Doesn’t It Sort of Look Like Matthew McConaughey is Running Through a Field of Poppies?
Not because it looks likes a field of poppies; because it’s Matthew McConaughey. Can you believe the other guy has his shirt off?

STARZLIFE PICS: Cyclops Eats Tacos (Or: James Marsden Eat Tacos)
Sheesh, look at the calves on James Marsden! Does he work out by jumping over minivans, or has the elevator to his penthouse been broken for two years? The X-Man bought tacos at Henry’s Tacos in North Hollywood recently. Starzlife was there. Because those are some goood tacos.

STARZLIFE PICS: Mark Wahlberg’s Bluetooth Looks Like Madonna’s Stage Mic from 1993
Mark Wahlberg, are you doing telemarketing on the side? Tech support? Coordinating security? Directing a live awards show? Taking drive-thru orders? No, no, no, no, and no, you say? Then get a smaller Bluetooth. Marky Markmarkberg took his family out for some ice cream recently. Starzlife was there. We said hi to our mom right […]

STARZLIFE PICS: Sly Stallone is Aging Gracefully
Starzlife caught Sylvester Stallone out and about in Beverly Hills recently. The man must have an amazing plastic surgeon. He barely looks 64 here. You’d never know he’s really 103.


