The one known only as "Lindsay" is at it again!   New details garbage have emerged in the E-Trade lawsuit case.The New York Post has obtained documents and notes from The Grey Group, pitching the idea for … More »

"They're little babies doing this, mocking another child who's just trying to survive Hollywood, basically. I'm just basically glad I took a stand. I'm not going to let them do this to us anymore. Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher … More »

Halle-lujah! Sometimes the po-lice do do a great job.Michael Lohan, the child trafficking father of Indian activist/actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested.The deadbeat dad was arrested in Southampton, N.Y. and charged with criminal contempt for "allegedly violating … More »

Everybody's favorite Ambassador of Goodwill (If you call goodwill sharing a dime bag) is taking a journey: to the far off land of India.Sources are reporting that Saint Lindsay Lohan is taking a pilgrimage to India with the … More »

All is well in the world. Lindsay Lohan returned to Dina's side for the joyous Thanksgiving holiday. And she made garlic mashed potatoes.Dina Lohan (AKA White Oprah AKA Orange Oprah) issued a statement to reporters (as any normal … More »

Michael Lohan will keep his mouth shut. And pigs might fly!The drug-abusing former convict and proud deadbeat dad has finally (count: two hours) responded to Lindsay and Dina's accusations that he's a low-down dirty pathetic excuse … More »

Michael Lohan continued his shameless tour of publicity last night with the release of a new tape:The Dina Files.In the recording, Dina explains to Michael that she begged Lindsay not to go to L.A. at age … More »

Will Michael Lohan ever give up?Despite recent statements from his estranged daughter Lindsay and ex-wife Dina, the money-hungry former child and wife beater (according to Lindsay) is still telling anyone who'll listen that he will not … More »

You know the end of the world is near when you're siding with Dina Lohan on parenting skills. But hey, we'll say it loud and proud: Michael Lohan is one scary mother trucker!Father Of The Year AKA Lindsay Lohan's … More »

"The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius,"-Loving mother Dina Lohan tells the New York Post.Yeah right...and Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.Mothers are supposed to stick up for their children even when they … More »