Dang, girl, get a CLUE!
Although it was quite some time ago that Alicia Silverstone started loving anything natural, furry, or green, it seems that only recently has she completely crossed over to join the growing brood of extreme-green Hollywood hotties notties! I mean, look close, Silverstein’s already starting to look like a perfect partner for a modern-day David Koresh! Let’s just hope our friend KumBaYa here doesn’t start feeling the need to resort to any additional extreme, planet-saving measures! I mean, what would we do if selfless little Crusticia here starts wadding the crimson wave as opposed to surfing it?! Eww! 
She would probably cause an involuntary mass extermination of all wildlife within a hundred mile perimeter, and then we’d all start to perish amongst all that decomp! Gross!Somebody should really tell this chick start doing some research and getting her facts straight! Doesn’t she know that nowadays not all make-up is blubber based? I mean, there’s even eco-friendly make up now! And, whatever that means, I’m sure it’s a hell of a lot better for the environment than having that ghostly hag-face walking around all over the place, depressing us to all to borderline suicide, or littering, at least, that’s for sure!
Alicia Silverstone! Don’t you know that nice and “green” need not be nasty and “gross”?
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I’m lovin’ the sense of humor, j! I remind you that this is an entertainment news and GOSSIP site, its supposed to be funny and sarcastic! If you hate it so much then I suggest you start frequenting CNN.com and stop reading all the deliciously fun, random GOSSIP and entertainment stories on this site and on whatever other GOSSIP site that may have linked you here…
Mi thoughts exactly, Smile! J, this thing goes waaay beyond make-up. She’s completely undone and dirty-looking! For God sakes, moral J, the pounds of dirt-oil wax on her hair must be hard as a rock!
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Oh, and J, shallow people also check out websites that employ the paparazzi who stalk the stars… Just leave J, you don’t BELONG with us cool kids.
i’d still do her
of course, i would paste a pic of her younger self over her face….but id still do her