But I’m just thinkin’ he’s got some extra junk in the trunk!
Brad Pitt showed up yesterday at the Texas set of his new movie (Terrence Malick film, Tree of Life) sporting this new “Forrest Gump” cut (as described by UsMagazine.com). I tried to read some additional facts about the the movie, but being the distracted freak I am, all I can think about is those cheeks! That chin! And, are those husky pants! Hmm… I wonder if he’s gained some weight in order to hide that oh- so-subtle downhill face fest starting to creep up his neck… I bet he’s terrified of ending up like some of his aging
hippy happy friends!