BREAKING NEWS: Kim Kardashian Back on the Market


The most wonderful day of the year has come!

Kim Kardashian‘s rep has confirmed the breaking news that she and long time boyfriend Reggie Bush have split up.

Fresh off of a trip to Africa together, Kim and Reggie reportedly broke it off mutually because of the time they are forced to spend a part.

Reggie’s work schedule forces him to spend six months of the year in New Orleans, and cooincidentally, NFL training camps are starting up this week.

Fortunately for Kim, somebodys work schedule allows for them to be in LA for those six months of the year.  Somebody being me.

Call me, Kim.  I’m not a football player, but i’ve got the NFL Sunday Ticket on DirecTV.

xoxo, c.

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One Response to BREAKING NEWS: Kim Kardashian Back on the Market

  1. July 29, 2009 at 1:58 pm #

    lol on the nfl ticket . you better have the couch that holds the wide glide if she is coming over. then you can serenade her with ” i like big butts and i’m not gonna lie”

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