Michael Vick is out of jail, and now he’s back on the field. Vick (who’s like OJ, but with dogs, and he actually went to jail for his crimes) can participate in games “without delay in preseason practices, workouts and meetings and can play in the final two preseason games.”
Ah! But there’s a catch. He can do all this if “he can find a team that will sign him.”
Good luck with that! The most douchbaggery I can take in professional football is Tom Brady banging Gisele while he still has a pregnant girlfriend, and Tony Romo breaking up with Jessica Simpson on her birthday. At least those guys are hot and all their evil is reserved for humans, not poor defenseless puppies.