Pretty soon we’re going to have to start calling her Heidiwood!
Heidi Montag is planning ahead for her future in Hollywood. With one FunnyOrDie short and a cameo in an Adam Sandler movie on her resume, Montag is looking towards a career in screen writing.
She’s even penning her first feature film. About her boobs!
Montag tells People.com; “I am making the first 3D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3D boobs. I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as a female mogul in Hollywood!”
Montag will play a lifeguard named Summer and has even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor. I bet she can’t wait! (sarcasm, however the thought of her boobs in 3D is a little bit interesting)
Nice job on the lifeguard name Summer as well. How many episodes of Baywatch did you have to watch to steal that idea?
I hope your DVD players are warmed up people, because this one will be comin’ straight for em’.