Heidi Montag’s Sights on Becoming Hollywood Mogul


Pretty soon we’re going to have to start calling her Heidiwood!

Heidi Montag is planning ahead for her future in Hollywood. With one FunnyOrDie short and a cameo in an Adam Sandler movie on her resume, Montag is looking towards a career in screen writing.

She’s even penning her first feature film.  About her boobs!

Montag tells People.com; “I am making the first 3D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3D boobs. I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as a female mogul in Hollywood!”

Montag will play a lifeguard named Summer and has even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor.  I bet she can’t wait! (sarcasm, however the thought of her boobs in 3D is a little bit interesting)

Nice job on the lifeguard name Summer as well.  How many episodes of Baywatch did you have to watch to steal that idea?

I hope your DVD players are warmed up people, because this one will be comin’ straight for em’.

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