Taylor Momsen’s Trying WAY Too Hard

Lies! Lies! Lies! No matter how hard she tries, and she’s trying pretty hard, nothing is going to undo the fact Taylor Momsen starred in a hugely popular teen show.  All the black eyeliner in the world won’t black out the fact that Taylor Momsen is a Gossip Girl. As if starting a mediocre rock band and completely deflecting by calling Rihanna a “want to be rock star” in a Spin interview earlier this year  wasn’t enough, her back up guitarist Ben Philips recently revealed that she claims to have set her dogs testicles on fire. He said, “One morning, Taylor got into the studio really early – she’d just had her dog neutered and brought in the bits. Which she then burned. We were grossed out.”   The whole thing seems a bit fishy as Momsen’s dogs are tiny so there wouldn’t be much to burn and due to health issues vets don’t let people keep body parts. It’s going to be interesting to see where Momsen takes it from here in her desperation to be cool.