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Hilary Duff Wants You to Touch Her.

Hilary Duff is finally fulfilling her duties at her record label before jumping ship by releasing her greates hits cd. Well you can’t release a greatest hits cd from a career of three cd’s without some kind of incentive right? Right! Hilary has recorded a new remix of Depeche Mode’s Reach Out. Well one version […]

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Spencer Pratt Has a Heart?

It kinda reminds me of that line from How the Grinch Stole Christmas, where the narrator says “But I think that the most likely reason of all-May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.” Spencer Pratt is your every day grinch.  Same smirk, always scheming, disgusting facial hair, but all it takes […]

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GUILTY!

OJ “Juice” Simpson might have been able to get away with murder, but when it comes to stealing baseball cards, the guy is just an idiot. 13 years after his murder trial, Simpson was facing the jury again, for an instance where he was accused of robbery and kidnapping while trying to retreieve some sports […]

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Tanning? Really?

Mel B has the most outrageous routine I have ever seen! You’ll never guess where she went yesterday afternoon. First, Scary Spice started off the morning grabbing a coffee on the way to the gym. Most people take water, but that’d be just too normal. Then following her workout, she swung by a Hollywood Tanning […]

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Must Be Daddy’s Car.

Angela Simmons, daughter of Rev Run, arrived at valet parking in a fire engine red Porsche at the Beverly Center in Los Angeles to do a little shopping. We know the girls from the Hills afford these expensive ass houses off of their MTV salaries, but there’s no way MTV is payin the Simmons’ this […]

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Drill Baby Drill! Palin Porno Gets Their Star.

Looks like they’ve got their girl.  Remember this post with the craigslist ad looking for a Palin look-alike for an upcoming adult film?  Well turns out Hustler is producing it, and Larry Flynt has decided to go with adult star Lisa Ann to be his hockey mama. The film will be called “Nalin’ Paylin” and […]

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Fat (Wannabe Sexy) Actress.

Kirstie Alley needs the spice of life too!  The Fat Actress star was spotted leaving  Hollywood sex shoppe Forplay on Thursday afternoon.  Alley left with a large bag full of goodies. It’s not for certain what exactly she purchased inside the store, but according to an inside source, it wasn’t a halloween costume. annnnnnd that […]

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Lauren Calls Everyone Out.

First there was the drama, then the response from Audrina, now we finally hear Lauren Conrad’s opinion on the whole hooking-up with Jusin Bobby ordeal. Conrad told inTouch Weekly; “These accusations are so crazy it’s difficult for me to take them seriously. While my usual taste in guys isn’t always perfect, I do prefer they […]

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The Simpsons Get Political.

Everyone has got election fever, even The Simpsons. In this little spoof of the fixed voting claims from previous elections, an electronic voting machine gets the best of Homer. Check it out.

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Spencer Does the Heidi Heimlich.

Because most people hold their girlfriend like this while they eat tacos. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were present at the Reality Check Challenge at a Los Angeles Taco Bell yesterday helping raise awareness to end world hunger.  Pratt and Montag made a generous donaton of $10,000 dollars to the cause. Other celebs in attendance […]

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