I know what Jennifer Love Hewitt didn’t do last summer: Stay hot! The former hot actress was looking a bit tired while shopping for groceries in the Valley this past weekend. Perhaps it was because she wasn’t wearing any makeup, we all know what beautiful things makeup can do, but i’m not so sure. Check […]
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Hilary Duff’s Birthday is ‘So Yesterday’.
Pour out another round of shots because little Lizzie McGuire turned 21 yesterday!!! Hilary Duff’s birthday was “not today, not today, not today“, it was “so yesterday.” It wasn’t just a regular old birthday either, it was her 21st! She can legally have her first drink ever now. 21 is a big birthday for these […]
Subliminal Advertising?
We know Fairy Dust as the sparkly powder that Tinkerbell sprinkles on Peter Pan and other little boys to get them to a secret island where they never grow up, It’s also the name of Paris Hilton’s fifth fragrance line. You wont be able to get your nose on it until some time in October, […]
Man’s Best Friend.
A Lonely Lookin’ Billy Ray Cyrus took his BFF for a walk in the Valley this past Sunday. While the rest of the family was off on a bike ride to Trader Joes, the ugliest dog in the world was Billy Ray’s last resort. He probably couldn’t join them on their bike ride because riding […]
Two Roles Are Better Than One.
Big Russell Crow will not only be taking on the role of Robin Hood in a new film adaptation of the classic tale, but he’s also been cast to play Robin Hood’s arch nemisis, the Sheriff of Nottingham. Director Riley Scott claims it will be a bit difference, but all make sense in the end. […]
Miley Promise: Jesus Loves You.
Miliey Cyrus just couldn’t get out of church mode this Sunday afternoon. Miley took a bike ride to a Trader Joe’s store in the Valley with her siblings, and she was preaching all along the way. First off, she was proudly sporting her promise ring, ensuring the fact that she will not let the Jonas […]
What’s Got Mel B’s Sweatpants in a Bunch?
Melanie Brown must have been having a bad day this weekend when Starzlife exclusively spotted her leaving a gym in West Hollywood. Mel was very upset while walking to her car, it almost seemed as if she was talking to herself and swearing under her breath. At first our guys thought maybe she was chatting […]
Palin Equals Ratings Gold.
Sarah Palin is this months Michael Phelps. Since her selection by John McCain as his running mate, she has no doubt overtaken Barack Obama as “the biggest celebrity” in this election. Her acceptance speech at the RNC generated 32 million viewers, and her only other two interviews with Katie Couric and Charles GIbson have been […]
Simon “cash Cow”ell
Simon Cowell is not afraid to dip into his deep pockets in order to get what he wants. In this case, it’s Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole. The American Idol judge is offering Cole one-million pounds to return for a second season of Britain’s version of Idol, The X factor. Cole originally signed a one […]
Travis Barker Released From Hospital.
Travis Barker has finally been released from a Georgia Burn Unit following the severe second and third-degree burns he suffered in a fiery jet crash in South Carolina last week. A spokesperson for the hospital told reporters; “Travis is doing great and was discharged this morning (Monday).” DJ AM, the only other survivor in the […]
