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Disney Acquires Marvel Comics, To the Dismay of Comic Book Nerds Everywhere

Disney will acquire Marvel comics in a deal worth $4 billion. The purchase will give Disney access to over 5,000 characters, including Spiderman, Iron Man, and the X-Men (besides other ____ Man characters). Disney will be able to make any comic book hero into a movie without worrying about obtaining the rights. This will likely […]

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So What If the Next Harry Potter’s the Last? They’re Re-Making “Anne Frank”!

If Jews are supposed to be such good writers, then why is Anne Frank‘s diary so boring? AND it’s predictable. OK, fine, I admit it. I’m just jealous she wrote a bestseller at 13. The Diary of Anne Frank, already adapted into a stage-play and feature film (and, if you believe a small, vocal group […]

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Still Attached to the Disney Ball and Chain

Miley Cyrus will star in a new Disney film titled ‘Wings,’ about a girl who sprouts wings and learns that she’s a fairy, according to The film will be an adaptation of the bestselling book by Aprilynne Pike, and some how, Mileys mom, Tish Cyrus, has been signed on as executive producer. Someone need […]

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Disney Ready for More Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow shall ride again!   Jerry Bruckheimer is hard at work on a script for a fourth installment to the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, because Disney is making the film a top priority. Says JB; “Disney’s priority is to get Pirates made.  That’s a great franchise for them and for us too. Beloved, […]

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Disney Orders More Hannah Montana

Hannah Montana ain’t going anywhere just yet!  Disney has ordered up another season of the hit television show and Miley Cyrus and the gang will all be back! BUT! Not without change… In a statement released by Disney today; “Miley and the producers have proposed a change of setting for Season Four that will provide […]

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Jonas Brothers Fail on Saturdays

A seires about the Jonas Brothers apparently couldn’t compete with Nickelodeon’s Saturday night schedule, so the shift is on. After some lousy numbers, The Jomos will now have to ride on the coattail of Hannah Montana and be shown on Sunday nights. We give it another month before they get canned all together. The Jon […]

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Jonas Brothers Are So Last Year.

Their 3D concert experience was ranked the number one worst movie in the world on IMDB, and it looks as if the Jonas Brothers are going to end up certified TV flops as well. Their new show, JONAS premiered this weekend on the Disney channel to just 4 million viewers.  Decent in terms of numbers, […]

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Kiera Knightley Turns Down Pirates 4!

Potential franchise ruiner Kiera Knightley has turned down the option to reprise her role as Elizabeth Swann in Pirates of the Caribbean 4, which Disney currently has as a work in progress. Johnny Depp is signed back on as Captain Jack Sparrow, and you would have thought the rest of the cast would join on […]

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Disney Sweethearts to Portray Disney Sweethearts.

Real life Disney couple Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens will be teaming up to portry Princess Aurora and Prince Phillip from Disney’s Sleeping Beauty for a photo shoot with famed photographer Annie Liebovitz. Leibovitz is frequently working with Disney dressing up celebs like famous Disney fairy tale characters, incluing J.Lo and Marc Anthony as Aladdin […]

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Disney to Ruin Something Great, Make High School Musical 4.

Disney announced today that they would be going ahead with a straight to TV movie, High School Musical 4. The first two films were instant TV hits which called for the third to get a theatrical release, but the fact that none of the original cast will be asked back for the 4th film, (mostly […]

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