Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin: they’re like if Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen were spectacularly uncool in addition to being talentless. If I’m going to have to write about these people for the next ten years – and, given their tabloid permanence coupled with my lack of job prospects, that seems likely – someone needs […]
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Some Dad Advice From Jon Gosselin
If you haven’t picked up the latest issue of inTouch yet, do it! It’s the Jon Gosselin tell all that you’ve all been waiting for. Though he stays pretty diplomatic in not bashing Kate at all, he still says things that would make chocolate milk come out of your nose. For instance: “If I do […]
Don’t Forget! Jon & Kate Returns Tonight
They’re back from hiatus and new episodes of Jon & Kate start tonight at 9 on TLC. Though by the looks of the preview it’s going to be a whole lot of Kate + 8 and very little Jon, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. We’re told the ex couple will appear on screen […]
Jon’s Hoe is on Match.com Too
Thanks to Starzlife reader redhead101 I am bringing you the Funny or Die Match.com profile for one of Jon Gosselin’s flings, Hailey Glassman. You’ve seen the hilarious Jon and Kate videos, now watch Hailey’s below. Not AS good, but still a trip! Should have got another actress. This woman was the perfect Kate. How long […]
Lohan Family to Michael: “Forget Jon Gosselin, You’re Supposed to Ruin Our Lives”
When we last checked in, Jon Gosselin, da dopest pimp on da block, was getting all tight with Michael Lohan, da dopiest simp in da solar system. Now the Lohans, for not the first time, are saying, “Hey, remember us, you dumb predicate felon?” and “Where the hell is my goddamn child support?” To be […]
He Ain’t No Captain Save-a-Ho: Jon Gosselin Single Again
Play on, player! Pimp-stylez-to-da-max mack-master Jon Gosselin says he’s single! You can’t keep this man tied down. Or quiet. Read on:
Is There Some Sort of Exclusive Club for Horrible, Famous People? Jon and Kate are Staying with Michael Lohan
I once went to see Sean Lennon at the then-extant Virgin Megastore. A bunch of low-level celebs showed up – Claire Danes, Ben Lee, a couple Parkey Posey-esque actresses – and even though they arrived separately, they all found each other and stood around chatting. I turned to my friend and said, “Why do all […]
Jon Gosselin’s Latest Date Resigns as Tabloid Reporter
The last we heard about Jon Gosselin was that he was in the Hamptons with a tabloid reporter named Kate Major, but their relationship was unclear. Now it is being reported that Major has resigned from her post at Star Magazine! The magazine issued this statement on their website: “Star Senior Reporter Kate Major resigned […]
Jon Gosselin’s Bizarre Double Date
Jon Gosselin is in the Hamptons not with GF Hailey Glassman or with designer Christian Audigier, but with a tabloid reporter named Kate Major, according to Us Magazine. It is unclear whether the two are dating or ‘just friends’. Jon was previously seen dining with Major in NYC. Major isn’t the only strange dinner companion […]
Jon Gosselin Literally Flirting with the Media
Father of eight, Ed Hardy hocker, recent fiance of his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s plastic surgeon’s 22-year old daughter and all-around classy guy Jon Gosselin was seen out in New York with a gossip reporter from Star, Kate Major. Kate, who actually posed for pictures while out to dinner with this D-bag of the Month, claims “we’re just […]
