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Idol Host Ellen Dishes To Seacrest

New American Idol judge Ellen Degeneres dished to Ryan Seacrest this afternoon about her new gig. The lesbian comic sounds like she’s going to be playing it real safe – saying she wishes Simon Cowell wasn’t so mean, and that she really hopes America doesn’t think she stole Paula Abdul‘s job. We’re gonna need more […]

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Goodbye Paula, Hello Ellen Degeneres!

Ellen Degeneres is the new judge on American Idol. In shocking news that rocked America on Wednesday, the funny lady was handpicked by producers as the fourth judge. Says Ellen: “”Hopefully, I’m the people’s point of view because I’m just like you. I sit at home and I watch it, and I don’t have that […]

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Paula Abdul Enters The D List; Announces VH1 Divas Live Hosting Gig

Honestly, we expected a flashier post-Idol gig than this. Paula Abdul has announced via her Twitter that she will host the upcoming 2009 VH1 Divas Live. A gig great for Kelly Rowland or Nancy McKeon perhaps, but our Paula? Straight Up – this sucks eggs! Tweets Paula: “Hi guys! im really excited 2 announce ill […]

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NY Times On Paula And Idolgate; Co-Workers “Didn’t Want Her Back”

As more and more news about Paula Abdul‘s descent from American Idol is released, we’re starting to discover a common thread… Paula Abdul is an intense negotiator who wasn’t well liked by associates on the show! An article in today’s NY Times reveals that the “people’s host” polarized Fox associates with her constant negotiating. Some […]

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“All About Eve” star Kara DioGuardi Denies Paula Replacement

The “All About Eve” stories circulating on Idol gossip sites indicate that new judge Kara DioGuardi has most certainly been cast as a modern day Eve Harrington. This gal’s not a climber… she’s a mountaineer! And Idol’s most boring judge has taken to the radio to assert that she really didn’t claw her way past […]

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Don’t Cry For Paula, American Idol

The truth is – she’s got a lot of offers comin’ in. According to the Twitter Quitter (who, it seems, has abandoned a slew of management peons to deal directly with the world through the social networking service) Miss Paula is movin’ on. Yesterday, a tweet from Idol alum Melinda Doolittle reduced the former judge […]

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Katy Perry and Posh Spice to Catch Contact High From Sitting in Paula’s Seat

“Paula Abdul is half Jewish, half Palestinian. We should send her to the Middle East. And hopefully…that will be the end of her.” –BJ Novak I’m actually considering watching American Idol again now that Paula will spend that time in a Xanax fugue on the couch in her living room instead of trying my patience […]

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Paula Abdul Is Not Returning To Idol

It’s official. Paula Abdul has tweeted. “With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol.” Paula’s money-based decision comes after months of speculation. It also comes at the eleventh hour – Idol auditions were scheduled to begin in Denver on Friday. And how bitter is Paula? Never one to miss an opportunity […]

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Paula Abdul: Not Just Here For The Music

Reports are flying in that “I’m Just Here For The Music” singer Paula Abdul is “demanding” $20 million during negotiations for her return to the next season of American Idol. Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest have already weighed in about the formers Lakers cheerleader. Both have said that they want her back and that everything […]

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Paula Abdul Optimistic About Idol Return

Paula Abdul is pretty optimistic about her return to American Idol next season, though her contract is now expired. Though there’s alway rumors of her actual worth on the show, and if the producers will want to bring her back or go with a new judge who has more knowledge and the balls to criticize, […]

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