The video for Run This Town from Kanye West, Jay-Z and Rihanna premiered today, and while it’s a big on the wild side, pretty awesome! Check it out and tell me what you think. Does her voice ever do any wrong?

Trouble On Miss Universe Set: And Her Name Is Heidi
There’s trouble-a-brewin’ in the Bahamas at Miss Universe set rehearsals – and her name isn’t Carrie Prejean. The annual pageant for silicone’s most forward-thinkin’ gals – is graciously hosting the presence of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. An “insider” at Page Six reports: “They’re a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed many rehearsals” while “Spencer tried […]

Jason Schwartzman Just Married!
People magazine reports that Shopgirl star Jason Schwartzman has tied the knot. Schwartzman is now the husband of clothing designer Brady Cunningham. That sounds like a dude name, but we know those kinda weddings aren’t legal in California anymore. Brady’s a gal. The actor’s rep says “It was a very small ceremony with many family […]

Atlanta Housewife Kim: “They Call Me A Liar”
The Real Housewife Of Atlanta, Kim Zolciak, isn’t the type of gal to silently stew. OK, she’d talk to a rock if it promised her airtime. Big Poppa’s piece on the side hit up The Today Show alongside Bravo boss man Andy Cohen this morning to discuss the latest season of Housewives, and how her, […]

Levi Johnston’s Mama May Be Headed To Jail, Y’All
In Wasilla trailer park news, Levi Johnston‘s mama Sherry Johnston has pleaded guilty to one count of possession of hillbilly heroin. Johnston – Sarah Palin‘s almost-was-daughter’s-future-mother-in-law – was also charged of intending to deliver the drug, which is known as the powerful prescription painkiller OxyContin here in my house – I mean – Hollywood. She […]

EXCLUSIVE!!! Jessica Alba’s Man Hunt
Starzlife spotted Jessica Alba EXCLUSIVELY!!! as she headed off to a casting audition in Beverly Hills. Jessica was reportedly there scouting out the man who would play her significant other in an upcoming project. Wonder if she got to test them out by making out with them? For their sake, hopefully! Jessica is currently filming […]

Celine Pregnant With 8 Year Old?
Strange as it may seem, yes! It was first reported yesterday that Celine Dion was pregnant with her second child. Well today it’s been revealed that Dion received fertility treatments from the same doc as her first pregnancy, using an embryo that was frozen around the same time her son, Rene-Charles was born back in […]

The Stairway to Heaven
The stairway to heaven has been converted into an escalator due to people becoming more and more lazy over the years, but it looks just as delightful as I imagined it would. Image via: Cory Kennedy
There’s No Font for Sarcasm – Jill Sobule Doesn’t Really Think Katy Perry is a “F**king Little Slut”
First and foremost: both songs titled “I Kissed a Girl” – the one by Katy Perry and the one by Jill Sobule – are awful. The Jill Sobule version is an eye-rolling albeit ignorable 90’s one-hit wonder. Katy Perry‘s ditty is one of the worst hit songs in recent memory. Top 10 worst of its year, […]
Jermaine Dupri Upset that New GQ Suggests Michael Jackson Got a Little Uncool Toward the End
The new GQ will feature a Michael Jackson cover story titled, “When Michael Was Cool.” You see, Michael‘s coolness quotient slipped a little during the last 16 years of his life when he was revealed to be a homosexual pedophile. Remember when Norm Macdonald used to make “Michael Jackson is a homosexual pedophile” the punch line of every […]

