The “All About Eve” stories circulating on Idol gossip sites indicate that new judge Kara DioGuardi has most certainly been cast as a modern day Eve Harrington. This gal’s not a climber… she’s a mountaineer! And Idol’s most boring judge has taken to the radio to assert that she really didn’t claw her way past […]
“Hey Everyone… Just a Reminder I’m Pregnant With Jude Law’s Baby”
Star f*cker Samantha Burke is an aspiring model who doesn’t want anyone to forget that she f*cked Jude Law after meeting him on a New York street and strategically? got pregnant with his child. In fact Samantha has set up a blog to post photos in order to show off her baby bump to let […]
Some Dad Advice From Jon Gosselin
If you haven’t picked up the latest issue of inTouch yet, do it! It’s the Jon Gosselin tell all that you’ve all been waiting for. Though he stays pretty diplomatic in not bashing Kate at all, he still says things that would make chocolate milk come out of your nose. For instance: “If I do […]
Barbarella To Be Re-Made Into a Serious Movie, Why?
Barbarella, the cult classic film of insane 1960’s sci-fi mixed with free love, is poised for a re-make. Unknown screenwriter Joe Gazzam is lined up to write the script, and the original producer Dino De Laurentiis (annoying Food Network star Giada‘s granddaddy) is also attached to the project. Robert Rodriguez had been set to direct […]
Ashton Kutcher Tweets About Not Dying in Plane Emergency
Is Ashton Kutcher not famous enough? Why do mega-stars tweet? We (by which I mean Starzlife) are on Twitter to bring you up-to-the-minute celebs gossip and photos. Ashton is on Twitter to type things like, “just finished kimmel. Should be a fun show.” Couldn’t you just leave your adoring fanbase in suspense for the three […]
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From Pieces to Weight: Cameron Douglas Pushed Piles of Meth
More details have emerged about Cameron Douglas‘ once-thriving, now-busted drug hustle: far from being the guy who buys an ounce of shrooms so he can sell to his friends and trip for free, Cameron was a middle man for serious quantities of tina. Oh, I’m sorry, I live in West Hollywood. You call it crystal […]
Lady Gaga Might Have Man Parts, Sez Internets
The internet is abuzz with rumors that Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite, meaning she’s got a disco stick. Wouldn’t you wear pants more often if you had a skin flute to hide? This video claims to show Gaga’s man meat as she very climbs off a bike on stage, about 1:12 is your moment of […]
Watch, Men: Laura Mennell Out In Beverly Hills
Watchmen star Laura Mennell was spotted out in Beverly Hills, hopefully slapping her manager for ever getting her a spot in Watchmen. That movie really sucked. Though to be fair, would I be posting these pics if she hadn’t been in the movie? But I like what she’s wearing. With that pencil skirt and gladiator […]
Want to be in the New Music Video From The Script?
The Script is looking for fans to be apart of their next music video for their new single, ‘Breakeven.’ If for some wild reason you’re not familiar The Script or their new single, check it out on their website by clicking here. From the official release; The Script is set to shoot the video for […]
Copycat Fishes!
That’s what bothers Robert Pattinson about Shark Week. Sharks bite people when they smell blood, just like vampires! Jimmy Fallon launched a new site based off of his Robert Pattinson spoofs called ‘Robert is Bothered.’ On the first official segment, Robert Pattinson is bothered by Shark Week. Check it out below. Brilliant!