Chris Brown will receive his five-year probation today for assualting his ex-girlfriend Rihanna. Rihanna wants to commemorate by allowing Chris the option of standing next to her sometime without getting arrested for it, so sayeth Bossip: The 21-year-old “Umbrella” singer wants a less-stringent “level one” order, with no distance requirement, her lawyer said. “Our position […]
Rihanna Just Wants Things They Way They Were Before It Was Illegal for Chris Brown to Touch Her In the Good Way

Leighton Meester Sex Tape Doesn’t Exist, Now What Will Men Do?
News of a sex tape with Gossip Girl‘s Leighton Meester having a starring role leaked in June, but Meester is now swearing that it doesn’t exist. The tape was supposed to be of 18 year-old Meester and an ex-boyfriend, the gentleman who was shopping the tape around. The tape purported to show Meester’, uh, skill […]
WATCH THIS!!!! Joe Jackson Vs. Diana Ross, Liza Minelli AND Debbie Rowe!!!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h54CMY7YtHM Hey Mister Joe Jackson! Check out this hilarious Jackson custody battle skit courtesy of KnightOverEgypt – featuring cameos from Joe Jackson, Liza Minelli, Diana Ross and a horse-ridin’, white cherry-beggin’ Debbie Rowe! We think Liza (“his BEST girlfriend”) should win! Wanna be a mamaaaa?!!! Click here to follow Starzlife on Twitter!

Denise Richards Unveils New Blonder Look
In Hollywood, you can never be too rich, too thin, or too blonde. Starzlife caught bleached-out reality television star Denise Richards leaving a Beverly Hills hair salon yesterday. Charlie Sheen’s ex showed off a much blonder new look and hair extensions – perhaps to be unveiled on the as-yet-to-be-renewed third season of her E! Entertainment […]

Joe Jackson Won’t Help Raise Kids; World Breathes Sigh Of Relief
And from the “good news for children all over the world” desk: Joe Jackson has decided not to help raise Michael Jackson‘s kids. In a statement filed in a Los Angeles court on Monday, Jackson said: “I have had a close family relationship with these grandchildren since their birth. I do visit the family residence […]

Paula Abdul Is Not Returning To Idol
It’s official. Paula Abdul has tweeted. “With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol.” Paula’s money-based decision comes after months of speculation. It also comes at the eleventh hour – Idol auditions were scheduled to begin in Denver on Friday. And how bitter is Paula? Never one to miss an opportunity […]

Twilight Author Accused of Plagiarising What Must Be One Crappy Vampire Novel
If you steal, shouldn’t your work be good? “Talent borrows, genius steals,” right? Wouldn’t that mean Stephanie Meyer neither borrows nor steals? The Mormon celibacy-parable scribe is being accused of lifting passages for Breaking Dawn (we didn’t read it – is that the one where Bella campaigns for an amendment banning gay marriage?) from Jordan […]

Piven Gets Raw
Jeremy Piven lost a battle with raw fish last year when he was diagnosed with high levels of mercury forcing him to become weak and drop out of the Broadway production of Speed the Plow. Well last night Piven took on the WWE’s Monday Night Raw to promote his new film,The Goods. In the clip […]

Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed List: Obamas, Brad Pitt and Fancy Rich People
Vanity Fair magazine announced their best dressed list this week. The categories are stranger than the Kids’ Choice Awards, but the clothes are definitely more stylish. Unless you’ve spent the last 20 years jetsetting and attending elite NYC parties, I doubt you know half these people even existed, let alone if they have nice clothes. […]
Like Everybody is Saying that Rihanna is Seeing Chris Brown Again
Rihanna and Chris Brown‘s purportedly re-kindled romance is the talk of the celebs blogosphere as of late. We wrote about this a week ago; since then, the story has only gained momentum. “She keeps denying that she’s seeing Chris again, though no one believes her,” says the NY Post quoting a “source,” which in the […]
