Put down the pipe – Whitney Houston is back! Whitney Houston previewed her brand new album at a fancy New York City listening party last night. In the audience, a first-class ensemble of music industry players, including Alicia Keys, Clive Davis, and Martha Stewart, waited with bated breath. So what’s the verdict? Is ‘I Look […]
Kelis Convinces Judge Nas Has an Extra $55,000 a Month to Trick on a Chick
Baaaallin’! As a result of the just-announced divorce settlement between rapper Nas, who made one good album 15 years ago, and his ex-wife Kelis (the reason you change the station when you hear “my milkshake brings…”), he’ll have to pay her FIFTY-FIVE GRAND A MONTH until he runs out of money TWO MONTHS FROM NOW. […]
Britney Gets Lazy, Makes Commercial from Music Video Outtakes
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuT1OMRtdh8&feature=player_embedded Britney‘s got her act together finally, which means she can go back to promoting products besides her ten jagillion fragrances. But B-girl’s latest Candie’s shoes commercial is as boring as her music video for “Radar”. And that’s no coincidence, since it’s baaaaasically the exact same thing. B’s team must truly must be terrified another […]
Dave Navarro Hooks Up with Groupie in Full View of Everybody
Dave Navarro isn’t a private person. He lives his life in the spotlight with his band Jane’s Addiction, and even filmed his short-lived marriage to Carmen Elektra for the MTV reality show Til Death Do Us Part. And now he’s bypassing the socially accepted practice of hooking up with groupies in dressing rooms in favor […]
Somebody’s Clearly Not a Michael Jackson Fan
Michael Jackson’s popularity has only gone up since his passing – except for one bitchy person. Rupert Everett, the dude who keeps playing the gay best friend in pretty much all his movies, talked smack about the late King of Pop to Britain’s Daily Mirror.Why were they interviewing this guy to begin with is my […]
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EXCLUSIVE Starzlife Photo Set: Nick Lachey, Are You Kidding Us With This Watch?
I know. A musician wearing women’s fashion can be cool, like when Kurt Cobain would wear women’s sunglasses or when Kurt Cobain would wear a dress on stage or when…nope, that’s it. Pete Wentz wears women’s jeans but that’s because he’s a tiny man. Besides, you knew that sentence wouldn’t contain an endorsement of something […]
Jon Gosselin’s Latest Date Resigns as Tabloid Reporter
The last we heard about Jon Gosselin was that he was in the Hamptons with a tabloid reporter named Kate Major, but their relationship was unclear. Now it is being reported that Major has resigned from her post at Star Magazine! The magazine issued this statement on their website: “Star Senior Reporter Kate Major resigned […]
Megan Fox Too Much of an Artiste to Play Bond Girl
Megan Fox was reportedly offered a role in the latest installment of the James Bond series, but the Transformers actress turned down the role. She wanted to play a larger part than just the object of affection. Alright, Megan, that is a legitimate concern and I’m sure you are trying to move your career in […]
Amy Winehouse Doesn’t Look like Death for Once
This is what Amy Winehouse used to look like. Then she looked like this. Than this. It only got more depressing from there. But apparently Britney isn’t the only popstar who can pull a, er, Britney. Amy was in court today and she dressed in effing couture! She looks eons better than she used to […]
Happy Birthday, Daniel Radcliffe! Who? Harry Potter!
Daniel Radcliffe, AKA Harry Potter, turns 20 today! Hope you get all the things you wanted, like wizard staffs and messenger owls or whatever it is you wizards love! Note to Daniel: You can try all you want and you will forever be Harry Potter. You can go fully nude on Broadway and you will […]