Music’s Original Hot Jewish Mama (and BFF of Madonna) has a new baby on its way. And it’s called ‘Whatever It Takes.’ Sandra Bernhard will drop her brand new record, ‘Whatever It Takes’ on August 25 – and it’s a throaty rocker. Produced and co-written with Modern English dude Ted Mason, the album is said […]
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Sandra Bernhard Will Do ‘Whatever It Takes’
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Is There Some Sort of Exclusive Club for Horrible, Famous People? Jon and Kate are Staying with Michael Lohan
I once went to see Sean Lennon at the then-extant Virgin Megastore. A bunch of low-level celebs showed up – Claire Danes, Ben Lee, a couple Parkey Posey-esque actresses – and even though they arrived separately, they all found each other and stood around chatting. I turned to my friend and said, “Why do all […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Milkshake Brings the Papps to the Yard
Lindsay Lohan really wants to do everything – act, sing, design leggings, have a tan, and work at a milkshake store. Wait, what? Lilo was spotted in West Hollywood last night behind the counter of Millions of Milkshakes, an overpriced milkshake store with a celebs twist – all the milkshakes are named after celebs. Linds […]
Katie Holmes Thinks She Can Do Judy
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SpD5LTPuic Katie Holmes, the scarily Stepford wife of Tom Cruise showed off her Judy Garland “moves” last night on the hit television show, ‘So You Think You Can Dance.’ Utilizing what we can only guess as Scientology-inspired choreography, Holmes lip synched for her life to the once classic, now ruined masterpiece, ‘Get Happy.’ Viewers? Not […]
Kendra Wilkinson Writing a Memoir About Stuff We’ve Already Seen on TV
One third of the blonde cerberus that was Hef’s girlfriends, Kendra Wilkinson, is writing a memoir about her life. She’ll talk about life at the Playboy Mansion and getting hitched to Hank Baskett with a baby on the way. This is the same life, mind you, that was chronicled in five (!!!) seasons of The […]
J. LO turns the Big 4-oh
Jennifer Lopez turns forty today, but it’s Hollywood- she’ll be 39 for the next 5 years. Jennifer Lopez is truly the OG. She’s the original source of the nickname phenomenon of “take the first initial then add the first syllable of the last name”, which gave us K.Fed, K. Hud, A.Rod, B. Oba (the Obama […]
Saw VII is in the Works, Lionsgate Makes the Dead Horse Beat Itself
The sixth installment of the Saw movies will open on Halloween this Fall, but before any indication of Saw VI’s success, execs have already signed a deal to start production on Saw VII. Saw VII will be directed by the production designer from Saw II, III, and IV, David Hackl. The Saw series of films […]
Paris Hilton Documentary to Air, Challenge All of Our Notions
Paris Hilton has a new documentary airing Tuesday on MTV called Paris, Not France. In it, the heiress states that she has created a character of Paris Hilton and that the public persona we know is not the real Paris. The real Paris loves sudoku, 19th century romantic poetry, and researching fuel alternatives. Just kidding, […]
Amy Winehouse Cleared of Assault Charges
Amy Winehouse has been acquitted of the assault charges brought against her by an unruly fan.
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Danny Gokey And Adam Lambert Really Like Each Other
Danny Gokey is sick and tired of the hatin’. The Idol loser, currently on tour with the winner, thinks that all the Lambert and Gokey fans should get along. He tells MTV News that the Gokey/Lambert camps need to form a truce. So what does the Wisconsin christian guy have to say about his supposed […]