Play on, player! Pimp-stylez-to-da-max mack-master Jon Gosselin says he’s single! You can’t keep this man tied down. Or quiet. Read on:

Strange Tales From Candy Land
Most people send letters through the mail, but most people aren’t Tori and Candy Spelling. Thankfully. Tori and Candy like to duke it out in the media instead of just talking to one another. The latest: Candy’s “letter” to her daughter, and other reality stars, which was not put in the mail or sent electronically, […]

Hamsters Win the Weekend
Disney’s G-Force took down the all mighty Harry Potter film this weekend in a close race at the box office, and Katherine Heigl’s The Ugly Truth was not too far behind. The animated rat comedy took in $32 million with Harry bring in $30 for a second place finish. The Ugly Truth earned $27 million! […]
$5.5 Million Belonging to Michael Jackson Returned to His Estate
Have you read Scott Smith’s masterpiece A Simple Plan? It’s about a couple brothers and some goofball who find a crashed plane containing a whole lot of cash. They resolve to keep their discovery a secret between them, but then a whole bunch of stuff goes wrong. A lot of people get shot. An old […]

Your First Taste of the New Madonna: Celebration
Club-goers in Ibiza this weekend were treated to an exclusive Paul Oakenfold remix of the upcoming Madonna single, ‘Celebration.’ And guess what?! It found its way online! We’re loving the old-school, back-to-the-80s sound Madonna’s working this time. The single is the first release of two new singles from her upcoming greatest hits collection, ‘Celebration’ due […]

Quote of the Day
“I think I’m pretty sexy in it. The movie is SO sexy! You better put on your sexy shoes for this movie!” -Megan Fox on how sexy she is in her new movie. Where does one get some sexy shoes?

Octomom Signs Reality TV Deal
Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom, AKA the woman who pushed 8 babies out of her body at one time (take that Kate Gosselin!) has finally signed a deal for the reality show her lawyer promised. Find out more, including how much she will profit by exploiting her kids, after the link. The reality deal is unfortunately […]

Jon Stewart Considered Nation’s Most Trusted News Source Without a Hint of Sarcasm
A Time magazine poll recently asked which news anchor was the most trusted, and Jon Stewart from The Daily Show came in first place with 44% of the vote. The result comes as quite a shock as The Daily Show even calls itself a ‘fake news show’. Continue reading for more Brian Williams of NBC […]
Ashton Kutcher: Mischa’s “Doing Great”
Oh yeah? Who’s vouching for Ashton Kutcher? I’m not sure I trust the producer of The Real Wedding Crashers, Beauty and the Geek, and that Mischa Barton comback vehicle that drove the chick bonkers in the first place. Read on to have your concerns further allayed:
Kevin Spacey Talks Ladies’ G-Spots On The View
Heterosexual Hollywood movie star (cough, cough) Kevin Spacey took to The View couch this morning and got down to some regular guy talk – G spots. Things started getting all steamy when the gals starting dishing about their middle-aged erogenous zones. So how’s a leading man with a “secret” supposed to respond? Find out – […]

