Jennifer Lopez, in true diva form, always has to be upset about something, even on her birthday. That’s the Diva Code. Seriously, you ever see Mariah Carey or Beyonce look genuinely happy? No, they’re always pissed off about something straying from their pitch-perfect vision. So what was the horrible, devastating thing that happened that left […]
Madonna Needs to Hit the Couch More, Gym Less
There is a very fine line between being physically fit with a hot lean body and looking absolutely disgusting. Madonna has slipped into the gross territory before, but a couple of Oreos (or visits to the surgeon) had her looking good again. Now Madge is back into the muscles-attached-to-bones territory. Some advice: No more bicep […]
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Lohan Family to Michael: “Forget Jon Gosselin, You’re Supposed to Ruin Our Lives”
When we last checked in, Jon Gosselin, da dopest pimp on da block, was getting all tight with Michael Lohan, da dopiest simp in da solar system. Now the Lohans, for not the first time, are saying, “Hey, remember us, you dumb predicate felon?” and “Where the hell is my goddamn child support?” To be […]
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Family Guy Still Treated Like Crap at Fox Despite Emmy Noms
Fox apparently has no idea that Family Guy is nominated for a bunch of Emmys, including Best Comedy, because they’re back to doubting Seth MacFarlane‘s billion dollar brain of his. The network is allegedly planning to not air a Family Guy episode because too controversial. I know what you’re thinking. What’s left to censor on […]
Paris Hilton Dating a British Comedian; Or Is That Just the British Sense of Humor?
Paris Hilton is rumored to be in relationship with an unlikely match: British comedian, David Williams, star of the show Little Britain. The two have gone out on several dates, and reportedly talk on the phone for hours. Paris met the 37 year-old comedian while she was in London filming her TV show Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend. […]
Move Over Miley and Nick – It’s Dakota and Freddie
Little Dakota Fanning probably wants to keep her dating life a secret (that’s why she’s going “shh!” in that pic), but sorry, babe – by your age, Miley Cyrus had already been in and out of a “deep and meaningful” relationship with Nick Jonas in the public eye, not to mention had pictures of herself […]
Orlando Bloom Would Rather Hang Out With his GF than Do Pirates of the Caribbean 4
Orlando Bloom reportedly will not be involved in the 4th installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series. His absence won’t be a problem unless Disney decides to recast the Will Turner role with another pretty boy English actor who looks like Orlando Bloom but not quite, so it just bugs you the whole time. […]
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Jackson Nurse: He Lost 5 Pounds A Day
The latest passenger on the Michael Jackson bandwagon is his private nurse, a woman who says she was with him during his last days. Cherilyn Lee blames his promoters for the strenuous rehearse schedule that she says was making Michael lose 5-6 pounds a day. Says Nurse Loosey Lips: “He was concerned about his weight, […]
What in the Hell’s Angel!?
Tori Spelling and a motorcycle are something that just should never be put in the same sentence. Unless that sentence is; “Tori Spelling should never ride a motorcycle.” Tori and her husband Mean Dean McDermott were out cruising around Malibu on deans hog, crotch rocket when Starzlife spotted them this weekend. Thankfully Dean didn’t let […]
Happy Birthday, Little J
Taylor Momsen, best known as Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl, turns sweet 16 today! Little J has a record deal with Interscope with her band, The Pretty Reckless. She also has a modeling contract with IMG, and a lead role on a hot show. I can buy cigarettes and beer legally. We’re even, right? Love […]