Daniel Radcliffe, AKA Harry Potter, turns 20 today!
Hope you get all the things you wanted, like wizard staffs and messenger owls or whatever it is you wizards love!
Note to Daniel: You can try all you want and you will forever be Harry Potter. You can go fully nude on Broadway and you will still be Harry Potter. You could be 56 and be Prime Minister of the UK and you will still be Harry Potter. Just accept it.
Happy birthday, Harry!