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Lindsay Defends Her Frame.
Although Lindsay Lohan’s frame is about as white and thin as the remnants on the sink at a Hollywood nightclub, she’s defending herself on any rumors that she may have re-developed any eating disorders. “I’ve been eating enough” the skinny Lohan tells E! News. Lindsay recently got back from a family trip to Hawaii in […]

Miss CA Stripped of Clothes, Crown May be Next.
Some compromising photos of Ms. California Carrie Prejean hit the internet yesterday on TheDirty.com, and they may cost her the crown! With the site promising that some more provocative photos were on the way as well, it has been brought up that being Ms. California prohibits one from posing for such photos. Prejean spoke out […]

Jonas Brothers Are So Last Year.
Their 3D concert experience was ranked the number one worst movie in the world on IMDB, and it looks as if the Jonas Brothers are going to end up certified TV flops as well. Their new show, JONAS premiered this weekend on the Disney channel to just 4 million viewers. Decent in terms of numbers, […]

Did Ya’ll See the Catfight On The Hills?
The bitches on The Hills last night were getting crazy over Audrina and Brody’s little Mexico hookup when Audrina was finally forced to cross paths with Brody’s girlfriend, Jayde. Nobody can seem to keep their story straight on whether or not they actually hooked up, but the show is fake anyways, so it really doesn’t […]

Katy Perry Doesn’t Fear the Swine Flu.
Is it too soon for Swine Flu jokes? Not for Katy Perry. Or us! Perry blogged this week; “Since swine flu is super trendy I wanted to make sure I was in style with my swine flu ring!” to which she showed off a photo of a pig ring adding, “I got this one in […]

Fall Out Boy Wants to Un-Curse Their Tour.
After a few trips to the hospital due to injury of crew members, a couple cases of food poisoning, a canceled show, and everything else that could possibly go wrong, going wrong… Fall Out Boy thinks that their current tour is cursed, and is bringing in a Shaman to do a reverse hex on it. […]

Paula Abdul’s Annual Career Revival Attempt.
Paula Abdul debuted her one-a-year single on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning. (Poor Ryan and his obligations) The even better news is, Abdul will be performing her smash hit single on American Idol’s results show tomrorow night. The same show that will hopefully send Danny Jokey packin’. Abdul released the music video for her […]

Xtina to Make Big Screen Debut.
Everybody’s doin it, or has at least tried it already. What has taken Christina Aguilera so long. Later this year, Aguilera will begin shooting her acting debut, Burlesque. Burlesque is a musical about a small-town girl who lands a job dancing in a strip club while seeking fame and fortune in Los Angeles. The film […]

What NOT to Wear.
Tori Spelling what the H! It looks as if Tori’s infant daughter Stella dressed her as she picks up her son Liam from school along with husband Dean McDermott last week. Tori recently made her big re-emergence on 90210 last week to great reviews, but has been dealing with some anorexia rumors on the side. […]

