How come no one admits that Heidi Montag looks better now? She does. It’s not like saying Kate Winslet needs to lose weight. Kate Winslet doesn’t need to lose weight – she’s very talented and successful at her mildly curvy size. Heidi Montag literally serves no purpose at all. She may as well try to […]
People Archives: Heidi Montag
The Numbers are in!
The numbers are in for the first week of sales for Heidi Montag’s album, Superficial. Soundscan is reporting that she sold…. 658 copies! Ummm… not even sure what to say about that. There are over 10 million people with accounts to the iTunes store, but not even 1,000 of them were interested in the clean […]
Heidi Montag Want’s to go Bigger; Doc Shuts Her Down
Since getting ten procedures in one day including, chin, cheeks, nose, boobs, thighs, and lips… Heidi Montag is fiending for more! But she’ll have to find a new doc, because the doc who performed her first ten, says no more! Her husband, Spencer Pratt was said to be against her getting all the work done […]
‘Hills’ Co-Stars React to Heidi Montag’s New Bod
Heidi Montag unveiled her 10 new plastic surgery procedures in last week’s People Magazine, but some of her old friends aren’t impressed! Not that co-stars Lo Bosworth, and Audrina Patridge are against it, (clearly in Audrina’s case) but they hope she’s not sending the wrong message with her headlining announcements of her new bod. Bosworth […]
Heidi Montag Gushes About ‘Life Changing Transformation’
Sooooo did it become acceptable to be “obsessed” with plastic surgery and admit it when we all went to sleep last night? Because Heidi Montag’s new People Magazine cover does just that! The mag claims that Heidi recently decided to go under the knife for the second time recently, and left with 10 new procedures. […]
The Wait is Over! Heidi Montag’s Album Gives You Options!
Not only can you know purchase Heidi Montag’s long anticipated first release, Superficial, but you can purchase both the explicit and clean editions! Montag posted the links to both this morning on her Twitter, just making it perfect for both her good christian fans, and her wild potty mouthed fans as well. All 7 of […]
Heidi Montag to Launch Fragrance Line
The Hills isn’t going to last forever, and a singing career is looking slim, so Heidi Montag has to pay the bills somehow! Mrs. Pratt has reportedly teamed up with the Home Shopping Network and will be creating her own fragrance to be released next year. Hasn’t this fragrance thing been done to death already!? […]
Holly Montag: So Much for Sisters
Talk about a strong family bond! Holly Montag had her birthday party this past weekend in Hollywood, you know, the one where Stephanie Pratt got a DUI. Well missing from the event was Holly’s only sister, Heidi, but why? Busy schedule? Promotional duties? Not so much. Turns out Heidi would only agree to attend the […]
Heidi’s All Talk, No Boobs
Bible-icious Heidi Montag admits she is on a quest for the perfect body, according to comments given to “Closer” Mag. And like other famous blondes before her: Marilyn, Nikki Ziering, rocket surgeon, Shauna Sands, Hell-fearin’ Heidi is hoping Playboy will help her on her way. You gotta give it to these Jesus freaks. Their hypocrisy […]
Happy Birthday Heidi Montag!
Nobody deserves to be shit on on their birthday, so for today and today only, we shall treat Heidi Montag like a pop princess. Happy birthday, queen of pop!
