People Archives: Ke$ha

HA! “Tik Tok” Keeps “We Are the World” Off Top of Charts

“Tik Tok” can’t be killed. The song has already topped the Billboard Hot 100 for over two months, and not even Lil’ Wayne, Wyclef, Nipsey Hussle, Vince Vaughn, Nick Jonas, Fergie, Swizz Beats, and Fonzworth Bentley can kick her off. That’s right, the song that would have saved Haiti, “We Are the World 25” DIDN’T […]

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Hey Dirt Nasty! Watch Your ice!

Dirt Nasty better be ready to do some “manhandling” this week, because if he doesn’t  Ke$ha is going to make him pay!! She’s the hottest bitch in music right now,  she’ll be in town to present at The Grammy’s this weekend, and she left a message for  Simon Rex on her official Twitter today. “@Dirt_Nasty […]

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“Tik Tok”‘s Chorus Clobbers Ke$ha

I debated titling this post “Ke$ha on Ellen (No Homo)” but that joke’s getting a little played, so I’ll only use it every now and then for the rest of my life. Someone uploaded Ke$ha‘s album to a private torrent tracker that SWIM is a member of and it was tagged with “pop” “hip hop” […]

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Ke$ha Can Change Her Name To Ke$$$$$$$ha Now, But That Would Be Pretty Stupid

Kongrat$, Ke$ha! You just set the record for most digital downloads of a single by a female artist by selling 610,000 digital copies of your fantastic track “Tik Tok.” You knocked Lady GaGa off the top spot, which she had held with her execrable “Just Dance.” Most downloaded ever remains Flo Rida’s “Right Round,” with […]

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Ke$ha’s $trange Chri$tmas

All I want for next Christmas is for Ke$ha to drop the stupid dollar sign from her name. I know it’s a joke and all, but it has to be as tiring for her as it is for me just to look at. Anyhoo, the newcomer to the billboard charts with her number one ‘Tik […]

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