Folks. Lemme explain Judaism to you from a member’s perspective: we’re doing fine without you. Don’t get me wrong: you people are great. After all, you do make up 99.99% of the global population, so you’ve gotta be doing something right. But the way we make more Jews is by taking two Jews and getting […]
People Archives: Madonna
Madonna’s Ex to Release Racy Photos, Nothing We Haven’t Seen Before
Somebody’s pulling a “Paris Hilton Storage Locker of 2007″ game all over again, but this time they’re reeling in bigger fish. Madonna‘s ex, James Albright, is attempting to release (ahem, sell) old love notes and racy messages left by the pop singer from over 20 years ago. Up for grabs? “17 minutes worth of ‘racy’ […]
Madonna Needs to Hit the Couch More, Gym Less
There is a very fine line between being physically fit with a hot lean body and looking absolutely disgusting. Madonna has slipped into the gross territory before, but a couple of Oreos (or visits to the surgeon) had her looking good again. Now Madge is back into the muscles-attached-to-bones territory. Some advice: No more bicep […]
Your First Taste of the New Madonna: Celebration
Club-goers in Ibiza this weekend were treated to an exclusive Paul Oakenfold remix of the upcoming Madonna single, ‘Celebration.’ And guess what?! It found its way online! We’re loving the old-school, back-to-the-80s sound Madonna’s working this time. The single is the first release of two new singles from her upcoming greatest hits collection, ‘Celebration’ due […]
