As reported earlier, Tiger has finally spoken. He’s taking a break from golf for an indefinite period of time. (Hey, he’s got a lot of baby mamas to visit!) Here’s the full statement Mr. Woods released to the media this afternoon: I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused […]
People Archives: Tiger Woods
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“After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf,” Woods said. “I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.” –Tiger Woods announcing his indefinite break from golf on his official website. Good luck with that! If she stays, you win.
Golf Digest January: “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger”…Oh the irony!
Talk about timing! While Tiger Woods is facing the darkest days of his life and emerging as a person most of us never expected or would want anything to do with, Golf Digest is ready to release it’s cover featuring Tiger Woods and Barack Obama. The cover headline, (which probably went into press long before […]
Ex-Battered Wives Are Humorless
Did you happen to catch the SNL skit satirizing Tiger Woods’ marital infidelities and his feisty wife’s reaction to them? Here: Hahaha a little, right? It’s mildly funny because it’s his wife that’s hitting him, but he keeps pretending it’s something else. The National Coalition Against Domestic Violence has now launched a media campaign to […]
Tiger Woods Approaches the ‘Back 9’
Well, what Tiger Woods’ wife Elin probably thought was one small affair that would breeze over in a week after a little hush money just keeps getting more interesting. The mistress count is now up to 9!!! Incase you may have misplaced your score card, the names of these sweethearts are Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Grubbs, […]
Tiger Loves Ambien Sex
Who’s a saucy tiger? Apparently, Tiger Woods. The rumors are coming – and they’re getting crazier. Sources report that the horny golfer has a penchant for drugs with sex, specifically the sleep inducing narcotic Ambien. Rachel Uchitel, the gal becoming known to the world as Tiger’s first mistress apparently told pals: “You know you have […]
Your Slow Jam Of The Day: Tiger Woods’ Voicemail (The Remix)
Would you do me a huge favor? Can you take your name off your phone? This hilarious slinky slow jam remixes that infamous voice mail with a slow jam set to Tiger Wood’s insistent urging: Please take your name off your phone. Sit back, pour yourself a nice tall drank, and enjoy! Click here to […]
Tiger Finally Breaks His Silence
The rumors are true. Tiger Woods is a cheat. The disgraced golfer issued a statement confessing to the rumors of infidelity. Wrote Tiger on his website: “I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing […]
Tiger Woods Injured after Early Morning Automobile Accident
Golfs main man Tiger Woods was injured in an automobile accident early this morning outside of his home in Orlando, Florida. Woods was driving his Cadillac Escalade when he struck a fire hidrant on his own property before driving into a neighbors tree. Tho the cause of the accident is still unknown, the airbags in […]
