Gwen Stefani turned the big 4-0 this past Saturday. Yes, i said 40, and yes, she looks better than most 30 year olds! 40, 2 kids, and no signs of any serious plastic surgery? What could be her secret! Gwen is ageless, like a vampire from Twilight! Happy Birthday Gwen!
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Karl Lagerfeld Celebrates Another Year of Hating Everything Except His Own Aesthetic
Iconic fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld celebrates his birthday today! Only he and Jesus know the true year of his birth though- some reports say 1933, some say 1938, some say he’s a vampire that cannot die and will live as long as Chanel is profitable. Herr Lagerfeld will celebrate by drinking Diet Coke and slamming […]
Brody Jenner Gains a Year, Loses an Appendix
The Hills reality star Brody Jenner spent his 26th birthday at the Los Angeles celebs hotspot known as Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The Kardashian girl’s step-brother was rushed to the hospital with pain in his abdomen early Friday morning, and by 7am doctors had removed his appendix. He is recovering but doing fine. Not the most […]
Happy Birthday, Madonna!
Madonna, AKA Esther if you are a close Kabbalah friend, turns 51 today! She should celebrate by adopting an African baby and doing some cardio, do the things you love on your birthday! May I just say how stunning I think it is that a 51 year old woman is still relevant to the pop […]
Happy Birthday Spencer Pratt
Spencer Pratt is celebrating his 26th birthday today. Whether you love him or hate him. Probably hate him. You have to admit this kid is entertainment. He’s in a league of his own! His wife, Heidi Montag tweeted this morning; “my big bday present for @spencerpratt is my playboy issue that just came out today! […]
Happy Birthday Melanie Griffith
Melanie Griffith turns 52 today! What, don’t know who Melanie Griffith is? Look her up, it’s a boring Sunday anyways. 52 and still smoking can’t be too favorable on the old lungs though! Might want to cut that shit out, Mel.
Happy Birthday, Mr. President!
Barack Obama turns 48 today! He should totally milk the “it’s my birthday!” thing during the day. Congress doesn’t want to pass his healthcare bill- he should go to the Senate floor and yell, “but it’s my biiiiiiiiirthday!” and people roll their eyes but do it anyway. You know who else has a birthday today? […]
Happy Birthday, Gisele!
Happy Birthday, Gisele Bündchen! Gisele is 29, but she doesn’t look a day older than a beautiful, fierce unicorn. Gisele is best known for being tall and beautiful and dating Leonardo DiCaprio and then marrying Tom Brady, who left his unborn child and girlfriend Bridget Moynahan for her. She’s also the highest paid model in […]
Corey Feldman: 38 Year Old Child
Corey Feldman could be 138 and he’d still be labeled a child star. Michael Jackson’s former special buddy is celebrating his 38th today, but why do we only remember him as the little kid from Stand By Me, and The Goonies and not…wait? What else was he in? Corey, who turned up at Jackson’s memorial […]
Lippy Birthday
Lisa Rinna turns 64 46 today. Perhaps she’ll treat herself to an even fatter set of lips.
