Continuing his money-making tour from his son Michael’s death, Joe Jackson sat down on today’s Today show for a vomit-inducing interview. Some highlights from the low-life: On how he’s doing: “I’m fine. Still grieving over my son’s loss. Because he was the greatest. All over the world. I’m proud of that.” On if he’s “Angry” […]
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Michael Jackson Would Have Turned 51 Today
Michael Jackson would have celebrated his 51st birthday today had he not passed in June. Pour out a little liquor and watch my favorite MJ song-
The Po-lice Found Weed At Michael Jackson’s Crib
After a warrant to search the late Michael Jackson‘s house just one day after the singer died, the police discovered the illegal drug – Marijuana. Marijuana is also known by the street names: Weed, MaryJane, Ganga, and Pot. Police were originally called to search the property after a tip-off that the singer was concealing heroin, […]
Caught On Video: The King Of Pop Is Still Alive & Walking The Streets Of LA!
We’re not one to believe every rumor. But until we can post the journalistic evidence of Michael Jackson having lunch at the Ivy with Marilyn Monroe, we have this for you. The above video reportedly contains footage of Michael Jackson – arriving at the LA Coroner’s office after his death. It’s been circulating the internets […]
Heidi Is the New Michael Jackson, Or So Says Spencer
Spencer Pratt keeps talking, and remarkably, I still have hair on my head that I haven’t yanked out from reading the crazy nonsense he says. On The Hills aftershow he told host Jessi Cruickshank, “[Heidi is the] new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson.” Cruickshank points out that MJ is dead, and Spencer continues his proclamation […]
What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried PART 2
Previously on What the Hell?! Michael Jackson STILL Isn’t Buried… Oh my God. This never ends. Michael Jackson’s burial date has been pushed back – again – to September 3rd, and this Hollywood Reporter column has a good theory as to why: it’s a Jehova’s Witness thing. See, that silly sect of Christianity believes that […]
‘This Is It’ To Hit Theaters
Michael Jackson‘s final concert tour, ‘This Is It‘ has a release date. ‘This Is It,’ the singer’s tragic comeback tour hits theaters worldwide on October 15 and will run for only two weeks. Here’s what we didn’t know: The film won’t only show the singer’s entire concert (sources says there is over 500 hours of […]
I’m Going to Puke: Jackson Brothers Filming Reality Show About Michael’s Death
Are you wondering how the Jackson brothers – people that Michael had next to no relationship with, by the way – are handling his death? Well, quit imagining and start watching their new reality show! Before Michael Jackson died, his brothers had been filming a reality show pilot for A & E which was to include […]
Jermaine Dupri Upset that New GQ Suggests Michael Jackson Got a Little Uncool Toward the End
The new GQ will feature a Michael Jackson cover story titled, “When Michael Was Cool.” You see, Michael‘s coolness quotient slipped a little during the last 16 years of his life when he was revealed to be a homosexual pedophile. Remember when Norm Macdonald used to make “Michael Jackson is a homosexual pedophile” the punch line of every […]
Dr. Conrad Murray Thanks Non-Existent Supporters in this Unintentionally Funny Video
Boy, you can really hear it in his voice – killing Michael Jackson has turned Dr. Death’s life upside down. Conrad Murray, who took a Hippocratic oath to ethically practice medicine and then shot a man up with general anesthesia to help him get a little shut-eye every single night, took to YouTube to make […]
