You go, girl – Paris Hilton won’t have to cough up $8.3 million dollars to the producers of her star vehicle Pledge This!, who allege that the flick’s anemic box-office performance is the result of lackluster promotion on Paris’s part. Oh, you shady, litigious, scummy schlockmeisters – do you sincerely believe paltry publicity is the […]
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P&D Back On!
Through some twitter detective work, it’s been revealed that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are indeed back on! The couple split this spring after a short relationship ended with jealousy over this and that. In the past Paris has said she’d marry Doug and Doug has said he’d ride her coat tale for fame and […]
Tanning Beds “As Deadly As Arsenic”; Paris Goes Into Hiding
This news just in, bitches: Tanning beds are as deadly as arsenic and mustard gas. A new study reveals that indoor tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are “probable carcinogens.” Medical journal Lancet Oncology published the hot mess news flash on Wednesday, and issued this shocker: The risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when […]
Paris, Not France Reveals Paris Hilton To Be A Self-Absorbed Socialite with Lots of Money (SHOCKING!)
Paris Hilton‘s documentary, called Paris, Not France, aired last night on MTV. The documentary was billed as an exclusive look into the side of Paris that few see. It was supposed to break down a lot of the false conclusions we the commoners have about Ms. Hilton. Not so much. She revealed that her baby […]
Paris Hilton Dating a British Comedian; Or Is That Just the British Sense of Humor?
Paris Hilton is rumored to be in relationship with an unlikely match: British comedian, David Williams, star of the show Little Britain. The two have gone out on several dates, and reportedly talk on the phone for hours. Paris met the 37 year-old comedian while she was in London filming her TV show Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend. […]
Paris Hilton Documentary to Air, Challenge All of Our Notions
Paris Hilton has a new documentary airing Tuesday on MTV called Paris, Not France. In it, the heiress states that she has created a character of Paris Hilton and that the public persona we know is not the real Paris. The real Paris loves sudoku, 19th century romantic poetry, and researching fuel alternatives. Just kidding, […]
Former Paris BFF Finally Talks About Split
Paris Hilton’s (hot) former BFF Brittany Flickinger is finally dishing on her nasty split from her “best friend” in the new issue of Cliche Magazine. It’s actually sort of like an open letter to Paris. What are the odds she reads Cliche Magazine? In the letter she reveals that Paris is the one who spread […]
Paris to Take the the Stand in Miami
A trial against Paris Hilton is set to start in Miami, Florida this afternoon, with a production company seeking $8million dollars from the hotel heiress for not fulfilling her promoting duties for the 2007 sorority film, Pledge This. Though they will get the ball rolling today, Paris isn’t scheduled to take the stand until Friday. […]
Remembering Michael
“I’m still in shock about Michael. My mom grew up with him since they were teenagers and I’ve known him all my life. He was amazing, so sad.” -Paris Hilton on the passing of her long time friend, Michael Jackson. Paris also revealed that Michael and his kids recently had made a stop by here […]
No Bed Bugs for Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton is firing back at the report that upon arriving at her hotel suite in Dubai to shoot her new BFF show, her security team found hidden cameras while doing a sweep of the room. Reportedly, there were small recording devices and cameras found throughout the room upon arrival that were hoping to catch […]
