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Palin Porn: Levi Johnston Talks About His “Johnson”!

Sarah Palin‘s cute-lookin’ Alaskan kin, Levi Johnston, whose 15 minutes of fame is rapidly hitting the 14:59 mark, recently posed for Vanity Fair. That article, entitled “Me and Mrs. Palin” also included a gratuitous photo shoot, with Johnston dangling dangerously over a Manhattan building. And to accompany that gratuitous photo shoot? Exclusive Behind The Scenes […]

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Levi Johnston’s Mama May Be Headed To Jail, Y’All

In Wasilla trailer park news, Levi Johnston‘s mama Sherry Johnston has pleaded guilty to one count of possession of hillbilly heroin. Johnston – Sarah Palin‘s almost-was-daughter’s-future-mother-in-law – was also charged of intending to deliver the drug, which is known as the powerful prescription painkiller OxyContin here in my house – I mean – Hollywood. She […]

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Levi Johnston: Gaylord Porn Star?

There’s an old saying in Hollyweird: You haven’t made it until you’ve made it with the Gays. Well, disgraced almost-son-in-law of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems to taking that to heart. After telling Bravo television homo honcho Andy Cohen that he’s down the with the gays, and going on a date with Queen […]

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Smackdown on El Presidente?

There was a time when the only thing news worthy were about Sarah Palin. Then Barack Obama won the election and she was essentially banished off to Alaska. Well now that Barry has been in office for a solid eight months, It’s time for the runners up to let him know how he’s doing. Sarah […]

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Sarah Palin: Tabloid Queen

Sarah Palin may be gone from politics but her future in the tabloids is looking rosy! Alaska’s former govenor and the almost mother-in-law to Kathy Griffin’s new lover Levi Johnston, Palin graces this week’s issue of Star magazine with some scandalous allegations! Among the allegations: Politics killed the Palin marriage. Sarah spent sleepless nights debating […]

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Kathy Griffin Reveals New Lover On Larry King: Levi Johnston

In case you missed the funniest episode of Larry King since Heather McCartney took off her prosthetic leg on the air –  Funny lady Kathy Griffin hosted Monday’s episode of Larry King Live. Her co-star? Her date and “new love interest” from the previous night’s Teen Choice Awards, Sarah Palin’s almost-son-in-law, Levi Johnston. Some of […]

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Kathy Griffin Should Win the Best Date Award for the Teen Choice Awards

While other suckers were bringing their ‘wife’ or ‘husband’ or ‘longtime partner’ as their guest to the Teen Choice Awards, Kathy Griffin brought the best possible date- Levi Johnston, AKA that kid who knocked up Sarah Palin‘s daughter. Griffin, 48, brought the 19 year-old Alaskan to the Teen Choice Awards, and then caught some dinner […]

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William Shatner Does Sarah Palin; Throws Down Alaskan Poetry

Look out Tina Fey – William Shatner wants your act! The Star Trek legend went on Conan the other night to throw down some beat poetry – AKA the former GOP Vice President candidate Sarah Palin’s crazy farewell speech. Quotes Shatner: “Here Mother Nature wins – and it is as throughout all Alaska that big […]

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Signs of What’s to Come?

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is set to announce today that she will not be seeking a second term as the states Governor during the next election. Could this mean she’s got her eye on the lower 48?! **Update** Here it is;

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Upset Palin People Petition to Fire David Letterman

After David Letterman made some comments regarding one of the Palin girls being knocked up by Alex Rodriguez after visiting a Yankee game, (which turned out to be 14-year-old Willow Palin) and then later apologized when the Alaskan governor blasted him for his disgraceful statements,  all is not forgiven in  the land of late night. […]

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