Shape Magazine, May 2008.

Denise Richards has the clavicle of a ballerina, the body of a (somewhat feminine) man.denise-richards-bikini-shape-magazi.jpg

Let the games begin!  Cheap, “indirect” promotional shenanigans have already begun for Denise Richards’ upcoming reality TV series on E!

On the upcoming issue of Shape Magazine Charlie Sheen‘s former whiny parasite wife and partner dishes on her daily purging exercise routine, and her boring noons of oatmeal and fruit:

Pilates was the only workout that made my belly flat again after having two kids..  We usually have oatmeal with fruit for breakfast.  My favorite afternoon snack is slices of cucumbers and tomatoes sprinkled with a little olive oil and sea salt.

Yawn!  If I had to stare at a manly muscle mass in a bikini, I’d much rather look at present day MENA SUVARI, or even tough-ass songstress, PINK.  At least they’re cool and have uniform bodies.

I gotta say, Brooke Mueller is looking pretty fine to me, y’all!  Now more than ever.

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