Clinton Gets Pardon for Two Jailed American Journalists

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Leave it to American citizen Bill Clinton to jet off to North Korea to clean up a mess that old Barry O hasn’t been able to clean up yet.

Super Bill met with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il this morning and jailed American journalists to discuss their freedom.  Laura Ling and Euna Lee have been held since March after being caught on the border between North Korea and China.  The pair was sentence to 12 years in jail in June.

According to a source; “Clinton expressed words of sincere apology to Kim Jong Il for the hostile acts committed by the two American journalists against the DPRK after illegally intruding into it,” Clinton courteously conveyed to Kim Jong Il an earnest request of the U.S. government to leniently pardon them and send them back home from a humanitarian point of view.”

The White House is taking credit and calling this their “secret mission,” but since Bill Clinton is not part of the Obama administration, they probably did nothing besides fund the trip.

Now if only some of them would have smiled in the photo above released today by the North Korean press.

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2 Responses to Clinton Gets Pardon for Two Jailed American Journalists

  1. August 4, 2009 at 1:22 pm #

    Clinton just sucked off Kim in front of the entire world, and we’re supposed to applaud? Christ, this is so humiliating I can’t even describe it. Kim is grinning because he’s thinking; “USA, you my bitch now.”

  2. August 4, 2009 at 4:31 pm #

    Um, I don’t think Kim is grinning….it’s just how his lipstick is applied. I am THRILLED that Clinton negotiated the release of these 2 Americans so that their nightmare can hopefully end. I’m grateful and I doubt Clinton did anything but use his famed charm and diplomacy with the North Koreans. By the way, what is that hideous mall artwork in the background of that pic? Go, Bill!!

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