It looks like all those inane “Mad Men Yourself” icons that have turned Facebook into a Shag print recently worked – the show’s third season bowed to record numbers for the series – 2.8 million viewers, up 33% from last year. If they ever have a basic cable show about narcissistic emo teens, d’ya think they’ll have a “Narcissistic Emo Teen Yourself” avatar generator that takes a picture of you and turns it into a picture of you looking up at a camera you’re holding with your hair swept over one eye?
In other ratings news, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, which sounds so much like a porno I’m forced to acknowledge it despite how obvious a joke it is, became E!’s highest rated program since The Anna Nicole Show made a nation sad in 2002. The reality show about two sisters whose dad was a criminal defense attorney a long time ago attracted an audience of 2.7 million. That means Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami is only 100,000 viewers less good than Mad Men! Stay strong, girls.