Heidi Klum gave birth to a daughter on October 9, but reps are just now confirming the news. The girl adds to the other three children Seal and Heidi have. The child’s name is Lou Sulola Samuel.
Lou? You wanted your child to share its name with a 50 year-old cab driver from Brooklyn? Try to say “Lou” without doing it with a New York accent and adding “eh” in front of it. “eh Lou, whydonchu shuddup about it and hand me a slice of that pizza pie.” Try it. I dare you. It can’t be done.
Anyhow, Heidi I’m sure will have her flat stomach back in 2 months. Don’t ask how she does it. The devil and her soul may be involved.