Roaming Polanski: Erstwhile Rapist Allowed to Leave Jail


When you watch The Pianist, doesn’t it seem like the entire film is Roman Polanski saying, “Okay, look. I raped a 13-year-old girl once. But look what the Nazis did!”

Roman must have called called All Star Bail Bonds (he probably heard the commercial on any radio station that plays Cam’Ron) because he’s getting sprung from the Swiss clink he’s called home since getting pinched. He’s been moved to an undisclosed location, and is expected to be released on Friday on $4.5 million bail. He’ll then be outfitted with an electronic monitoring system to make sure he doesn’t attempt to flee from the PRIVATE SKI CHALET in Gstaad where he’ll await a decision regarding his possible extradition to the U.S. Make sure to take away his skis, Swiss cops! That’s so obviously how he’s going to try to escape this time. Like James Bond.

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