Bruce Willis is launching his own fragrance line!
Though he wont be going with a catchy action star esque name, Bruce Willis eau de parfum, hair and body wash, deodorant spray and after-shave balm will hit the shelves tomorrow, Thursday!
The scent? No, it doesn’t smell like sweat, grease, and cigarettes. Rather gray-hued juice, features notes of grapefruit, pepper and vetiver.
Interesting, pricing and details have yet to be released, but keep your eyes open.
Of course the obvious question one ought to be asking themselves what does Bruce smell like. Bruce the parfum that is. Is it part combination blood stains from a terrorist, bullet shrapnel, Aston Kutcher’s foreskin (or for that matter Bruce’s), Demi Moore’s surf board, Chuck Norris‘ jock straps, Lilo’s crack pipe, Kate Gosselin’s face lift or even the spunk of Bruce’s dog ‘Jack a poo’ that it emitted after casually rubbing against Bruce while Bruce was shaving?
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/07/are-you-ready-to-smell-like-bruce-willis/