WTF Bristol Palin in DWTS Final!?

Well, it looks like Bristol Palin stumbled her way into the finals of DWTS beating out Brandy and others who could actually dance. We aren’t sure who to distrust at this point, the producers or America. She has not turned in one decent dance! Is America grading on a curve? or are the show’s producers putting their finger on the scale because it’s in their best interest to keep her on ? One thing is for sure, DWTS is no longer about dancing. It’s going to be hard to buy its authenticity after this.  For the sake of pure absurdity, we hope the finals have Jennifer Gray turning in another perfect dance but Palin winning.

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12 Responses to WTF Bristol Palin in DWTS Final!?

  1. November 16, 2010 at 7:55 pm #

    Here is what so many people are missing: A HUGE number of Americans, Republicans, Democrats, and Independents, alike, are voting for Bristol Palin because they can relate to being told they are not enough. Everybody keeps talking about how she is not skilled enough, she not thin enough, she’s not emotive enough…but nobody ever talks about her EFFORT! Nobody seems to care how hard she has been working. Well, lots of Americans can relate to that. In my opinion, Bristol Palin is THE PEOPLES’ DANCER! And when she dances, she is dancing for all of us Americans who have been told we are not enough…that we’re not pretty/handsome enough, that we’re not smart enough, that we’re not talented enough, that we’re not thin enough, etc. If I have my way, Bristol Palin will win the whole thing! GO BRISTOL PALIN, THE PEOPLES’ DANCER!!!

  2. November 16, 2010 at 9:35 pm #

    “It’s going to be hard to buy [DWTS] authenticity after this”
    I couldn’t have said it better myself.

  3. November 16, 2010 at 10:10 pm #

    She hasn’t made any effort! She has been lazy this whole time, she has never showed any valid interest in being on the show! I don’t relate to Bristol in any way because I’m not a lazy fat ass who has only showed effort in spreading her legs! The show is supposed to be about dancing not showing pity for a pathetic individual like Bristol and she’s not even famous! The show is called Dancing With The Stars. If it were called Dancing With Low Life Politicians Kids the heffer would be a shoe in!

  4. November 16, 2010 at 10:25 pm #


  5. November 16, 2010 at 11:10 pm #

    So.. Cory.. And the rest of you stupid Fucktards!! You are saying that it’s ok to be stupid, and have a low I.Q. I thought, we as americans, are supposed to show our best? No exceptions? Choosing the fool to confound the wise, don’t always work! It works for our creator in heaven.. But not amongst fellow humans! We keep this, “stupidity rules” fucking shit going and we WILL, be WEAK! You people want to risk this country’s reputation by choosing, dumbfuck bristol over the better dancers!? In the old days, the strong ruled.. Not by muscle, but by sheer wit. Either the americans are being very secretly abstruse, or just totally illogical. I think americans HATE phenomical people, and embracing the fucking stupid crowd. For example.. Snooki hotter than Kim Kardashian!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

  6. November 16, 2010 at 11:14 pm #

    I meant phenomenal..

  7. November 17, 2010 at 1:22 am #

    I thought DWTS was a CONTEST between good dancers and the best dancer would win. Now, I see it is as who can garner the most points from THE TEA PARTY. Was a letter sent out to all Republicans and Tea Party members that they should flood with their vote for Palin? I heard that is the case. Has anyone else heard such a story? I felt so bad last night for Brandy, who is so far above Palin. I am thoroughly disgusted with DWTS, and I probably won’t be viewing it again.

  8. November 17, 2010 at 8:33 pm #

    Yes, Tea Partiers and Independents, Republicans and other free people are voting for their favorite – Bristol Palin. They are dialing the phone number to vote for Bristol every week. This is an option that is given to anyone who wishes to vote. Or, are you saying that Tea Partiers and Independents, Republicans and other free people are not allowed to vote? I can’t help but wonder why you are all so afraid of the Palins. Amazing the power the Palins hold over some people that they instill this fear frenzy. On another note, those in the entertainment industry who have danced professionally in the past should not be contestants. The playing field should be level. If you never danced before, then you are in. That would knock out Jennifer as well as

  9. November 18, 2010 at 8:23 pm #

    Afraid!? Afraid!? Of the FUCKING PALINS!? You dumbfuck people always confuse shit!!! WHAT PART OF “WE HATE THE PALINS” DON’T YOU STUPIDFUCKS UNDERSTAND!? WE are NOT afraid of them.. We know people like you, are mind controlled by the palins, and THAT’S what we are afraid of.. They, SUUUUUUUCK!!! OK? SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

  10. November 18, 2010 at 9:13 pm #

    Bristol Palin is an awful dancer. She always looks angry, bored, and unmotivated in her practises.
    She does not deserve to be in the final. Brandy was much better ! And I also think Sara Palin would make an awful President, she’s even said herself that she doesnt want to sit in a stuffy , boring governor’s chair. She belongs on a TV reality show…..maybe call it “A Pitbull in Lipstick” 😀

  11. November 20, 2010 at 6:37 am #

    It is sick that such a talentless dimwit could be in the finals. Astounding.

  12. November 21, 2010 at 7:58 am #

    Brandy truly WAS 100 TIMES BETTER than Bristol, yet Bristol is in the final.
    All this tells us is that DWTS is NOT a true dance competition, it’s just a popularity
    contest. It’s all about who can rally the most people to call in over and OVER again.
    The Palins are in politics and it’s part of their JOB to RALLY people. And that is why
    a very uninteresting, stiff, talentless, boring dancer like Bristol is in the finals. It will be
    a sad FINAL for actual dancing talent.

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