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Hilarious Lohan Spoof

We hope Lindsay Lohan has YouTube in rehab! This Taiwanese computer dramatazation of her  arrest/tial/jail sentence/ rehab is hilarious! The highlights are definitely when she drops the soap in jail, and when Michael Lohan hits Kate Major in the face with his shoe! Check it out.

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Lily Allen Announces She’s “Preggers”, Tweets

We don’t ususally write about Lily Allen, however this for some reason is hilarious! Lily announced her pregnancy via The Sun, and couldn’t wait to have it delivered. As the paper states, she was over joyed, and tweeted the caption: not quite front page worthy but anyways……….. surreal Well Lily, it’s more newsworthy than “Raunchy […]

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While You Were Sleeping: Inception Hits a Milestone

Inception has passed the $200 million dollar mark! Not only because people needed to see it twice to understand everything, but because it’s actually that good! It took just 19 days for the movie to reach that number.  Nothing record breaking, but still impressive! We see a busy awards season for these people.

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Happy Ocho Cinco!

It’s August 5th!  Happy Ocho Cinco! A hot new reality show, a star sidekick in T.O. and preseason NFL football, someone call his bosses at Vh1, we’d say Chad Ochocinco is having the Best Week Ever! See you in Canton on Sunday, Chad

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EQUALITY FOR CALIFORNIA!!!

Prop 8 has been labeled unconstitutional and invalidated by U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker. That means equality for all! Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger released the following statement: “Judge Walker had the great responsibility of deciding whether Proposition 8 violates the Constitution of the United States.  He heard in-depth arguments from both sides on fundamental questions of […]

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Paris Hilton Launches ‘Tease’

Because it’s almost like earning free money, Paris Hilton has launched another Fragrance. Paris’ latest scent, ‘Tease’ is now available at Macys. Tease mixes up the smell of Fuji apple, white peach, bergamot, white flowers, amber, blond wood and hot sand. It’s like when you were a kid and went to McDonalds and mixed up […]

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New Britney Music Not Ready to Hit the Streets

Sorry Brit-Wits,  there will be no new music froim Ms. Spears we many sites were previously reporting. Britney’s manager, Adam Leber came through with the disappointing tweets: “No new music new right now…Wish people wouldn’t mislead you gusy with BS info. Not cool!” “PS- The guys that ARE working on Brit’s next album ARE NOT […]

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Ke$ha Lands an Endorsement Deal

Lots of artists write songs with the hope that it could lead to an endorsement deal, we highly doubt Ke$ha was thinking about that when she wrote her hit single, Tik Tok. However, it worked!   Ke$ha has now landed her self a deal with Casio, for the 2010 “Shock the World” collection of watches. The […]

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Russell Brand: “He Tickled Me”

Russell Brand posted this hilarious Twitpic this morning with the caption: “He started it. He tickled me.” This particular Elmo looks like the world may have slipped him a Jeffrey! Or perhaps the world slipped Russell a Jeffrey, hence him stroking the furry character.

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A-Rod Hits #600

In what might be the most unseen historic moment of sports EVER,  Alex Rodriguez hit his 600th career home run today, in the third inning of an afternoon game at the new Yankee stadium. Rodriguez became only the 7th player ever to reach the 600 mark, and he is also the youngest. Considering it was […]

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