If she were smart, she’d have done it already, but remember who we are talking about here. Smarts and this situation would have been avoided in the first place! Lindsay Lohan will not be checking into jail early, a move that would a) get her sentence overwith quicker, and b) avoid a media circus by […]
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EXCLUSIVE!!! Pete Wentz Takes an Iced Coffee Break
While the Simpson family is away on their Italian vacation, Pete Wentz is here in the states working getting coffee with pals. We spotted Pete leaving a Starbucks this week in Los Angeles beating the heat with an iced coffee. Pete seems to be growing his hair back out again and puffing up in the […]
Tim Allen Commit’s to Toy Story 4, if There’s a Toy Story 4
Though they haven’t really put a plan in place for a fourth movie yet, Disney/Pixar has locked down Tim Allen to reprise his role as Buzz Lightyear should they choose to do a Toy Story 4. With the half a billion dollars that Toy Story 3 has brought in worldwide, it’d almost be silly not […]
Jordan Bratman Gets the Gas
While his wife, Christina Aguilera waited in the car, Jordan Bratman pumped gas during an outing in Los Angeles. Dressing in all black is NOT SMART during this 100 degree LA heat wave. Wearing a black crew neck t-shirt with a corresponding black button down shirt is not smart during any weather situation. Maybe it’s […]
Pamela Anderson’s New PETA Ad Banned in Canada
Pamela Anderson’s latest vegetarian campaign for PeTA has been banned in Montreal, Canada. A city official has deemed the new ad which features Anderson, marked up like a butcher’s diagram with the headline “All Animals Have the Same Parts,” sexist. Commissioner Rochefort tells PeTA in an email: “As you might expect, I have to inform […]
Beavis and Butt-Head are Back!
Is your favorite duo of the 90’s coming back for another run on MTV? Rumor has it that MTV has hired Mike Judge to draw some new episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head, the network’s cult classic music video show. The show ran from 1993 to 1997 and featured the two friends sitting on their old […]
Sharon Osbourne Talks Kelly’s Breakup
After last night’s episode of America’s Got Talent, Sharon Osbourne spoke to People Magazine regarding her daughter Kelly Osbourne’s breakup from Luke Worall. Sharon claims she told her daughter: “I said to her, ‘This will be the first of many breakups, It’s what we all go through. I don’t know any of my girlfriends who […]
Lo Bosworth Gives the “Lodown” On Hills Ending
On her blog, which is cleverly titled “The Lodown” Lo Bosworth is pulling the hypothetical dagger out of Hills fans hearts that was left when the series ended with Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner wrapping a scene on a movie set with the perfect Hollywood ending. Lo writes: “Don’t worry. It wasn’t fake. I have […]
Trailer For ‘The Social Network’
A new trailer has been released for the upcoming film, The Social Network. It tells the story of Mark Zuckerberg and the invention of Facebook, and the troubles he went to with his real life friends over the fortune earned. Plus it stars Justin Timberlake! The Social Network is coming this October. What do you […]
Happy Birthday Brian Austin Green
David Silver is turning 37 today! Yeah, it’s almost 40, but you just married one of the hottest girls on the planet and booked a role on Desperate Housewives. Things are going okay for you Brian Austin Green! Happy birthday Brian! You lucky devil!
