We hope this report is true, because it’s absolutely hilarious!!! According to sources who are close to Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato, the couple has decided to end their brief relationship. The last time Joe Jonas broke up with a teen queen, Taylor Swift, he did it via phone or text, leading her to write […]
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I See Venus I See France…
Venus Williams is ruffling feathers in the tennis world again when her opening match victory at the French Open was nearly overshadowed by her on court attire. Williams defeated Patty Schnyder 6-3 6-3 in dual sets wearing this little red and black lace number that may have gotten the crowd a little more revved up. […]
Marlon Wayans is That You?
Nope, unfortunately (for her) it’s Sophie Monk! The usually hott Aussie model was spotted out and about in LA this weekend looking a bit like Marlon Wayans’ character from 2004’s ‘White Chicks’. We don’t expect her to be all glammed up to go to the gym, however this comparison was too good to look past! […]
Paula Abdul Scores Judge Spot on New Dance Show
Looks like Paula Abdul has found her new role as a reality TV judge. And no, she won’t be taking Simon’s seat on American Idol making it 3 to 1 for the girls next season. Abdul has reportedly taken the job as lead judge on a US adaptation of a UK dance competition called Got […]
Shrek 4 $cores Top Box Office Spot
Shrek’s last hurrah seems to be living up to all the hype! The final chapter in the Ogre tale won the weekend box office, beating out reigning champ, Iron Man 2. Shrek 4ever After brought in $71 million dollars this weekend, taking the top spot by a mile! Iron Man 2 brought in $26, adding […]
BREAKING NEWS! Lindsay Lohan Gets Her Sentence
Lindsay Lohan is currently exiting a Beverly Hills court room after she was handed her punishment by Judge Marsha Revel this morning. Lohan, who attended the hearing and looked distressed (see above) was handed all the stipulations we expected, including absolutely no alcohol or drugs, random drug testing, and she must be fit for some […]
Husband of Late Brittany Murphy Found Dead
Simon Monjack, the husband of the late Brittany Murphy, was found dead in the same Los Angeles home as his wife late last evening. Murphy’s mother discovered Monjack’s body and dialed 911. A source close to the case claims that a number of prescription pill bottles were found near Monjack’s night stand, but were mostly […]
Meet: Holly Wonka!
Holly Madison will become the latest celebs to put out a candy product with her name attached. Like Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and the Pussy Cat Dolls before her, Madison is teaming up with The Sugar Factory in Las Vegas to put out her own line of candy necklaces. The product from this new “jewelry […]
Heidi’s Dad Doesn’t Blame Spencer
Pretty much everyone in the extended Pratt / Montag families have cut off or have been cut off from communication from Heidi and Spencer, but there’s at least one who isn’t going to blame Spencer for taking Heidi to the dark side. Heidi’s dad, Bill Montag, with whom she hasn’t spoken to in nearly three […]
Even Simon Cowell is Bored With Idol
Simon Cowell is just like us! He’s bored with American Idol! During a taping of the Oprah Winfrey show, Simon revealed; “And there were too many times, Oprah, where I was sitting there bored, and I thought, ‘[At] the end of the day, the audience doesn’t tune in to watch me being bored. They deserve […]
