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Forgot Something Xtina?

How ladylike of Christina Aguilera to skip the bra and throw on a see thru tank while out shopping for home furnishings with husband Jordan Bratman in West Hollywood this week. Christina matched her shoes and bag to her signature red lips and besides a few extra on the arms she’s not looking too bad! […]

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Where Has the Rest of Lindsay Lohan Gone?

Lindsay Lohan is looking painfully thin these days.   Though she denies any troubles with her weight, it seems as if she’s shrinking away to nothing. Lindsay was out and about shopping in West Hollywood on Wednesday afternoon showing off her thin frame in some god awful flesh colored belly shirt. There have been some rumors […]

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George Clooney Messing Around With the Help…Again.

Apparently he likes to keep it in the service industry, because according to reports, George Clooney has bagged himself another cocktail waitress. His first staffer was a woman he found while in Las Vegas shooting Oceans 11 named Sarah Larson, but the pair split up a year ago. Now George is reportedly romancing a waitress […]

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Most Epic Idol Performance Ever??

Adam Lambert joins KISS on state for a medley of their hits including  Beth, Detroit Rock City, and Rock n’ Roll all Night. If this performance would have been done on Tuesday night, the results would have been 100% different.

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High School Graduate Shows Off Her Money Maker.

And why wouldn’t she?  Bristol Palin landed herself on the cover of People Magazine this month to show off  her baby boy, Tripp. She’s no stranger to the cover, as she appeared multiple times during the election after announcing her pregnancy, and the subsequent breakup with baby daddy, Levi,  but no doubt this nicely shot […]

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Quote of the Day

“JUSTIN IS THE NEW MIKE , BEYONCE’S THE NEW TINA TURNER, GAGA’S MADONNA, JAY IS SINATRA… WAYNE IS HENDRIX, THOM YORKE IS ROGER WATERS, THESE ARE THE CHAMPIONS AND SHOULD BE DOCUMENTED AS SUCH. THAT SAID, IT WOULD BE DOPE IF THE PAPS OPERATED WITH THE SAME INTEGRITY AND ATTENTION TO THEIR CRAFT AS THE […]

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Picture This…

Despite all of their recent cover drama, which seems to be centered around mega diva Kate Gosselin, imagine what the whole John and Kate + 8 family would look like if they all sported Kate’s hideous haircut!! I mean, that has to be the absolut worst hair style that anyone has ever came up with. […]

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In the Past Eight Years…

Fred Durst, like the rest of us,  has managed to forget the lyrics to all of those cheesey Limp Bizkit songs that we all used to jam to in the 90s. The band made their return for a concert last night in Latvia, and Durst enjoyed the company of an autocue to back him up. […]

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You’ll Soon be Able to Wear Your Montag to the Beach???

She’s known for parading around the beach in her bikini, and rolling around in the sand while shooting home made music videos with husband Spencer Pratt, so it’s only natural that Heidi Montag is working on her own line of bikinis. According to E! Montag is collaborating with designer Ashley Paige on the line of […]

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First Look at Melrose Place 2.0

Ashlee Simpson recently announced that the new Melrose Place had been picked up for a full season, so now check out this sneak peek at the first episode. Was never really into the original like 90210, but it could be good!

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