Probably the fact that every day life doesn’t come with photo retouchers so you don’t look like your hot hot hot Allure shoot! Don’t be so shy! Your married to Borat! [nggallery id=504]
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What Tiz That Outfit?
Ashley Tisdale looks a mess in some acid wash jeans and whatever the F those open toe things on her feet are. The newly single/ newly dating again Tiz arrived at LAX wearing this tragic ensemble the other day. Not even sure if we want to see it paired with that green jacket. [nggallery id=502]
Nice Butt Bow, Jessica Alba.
Seriously what the heck kind of tattoo is that on the tip of Jessica Alba’s ass crack? I don’t want to call it a tramp stamp, because even those, though usually equally as nasty, dont rest atop of the crack. It’s a bow, but it looks mean… If it were on a present, I would […]
Miley Faces Idol Judges.
Unfortunately they didn’t get to comment on her performance, but Miley Cyrus appeared in front of the Idol judges last night during a special pre-taped performance for the Wednesday results show. Actually, she didn’t perform in front of the judges because when they taped her performance two weeks ago during the dress rehearsal, they use […]
Ever Wonder Why Snoop and Winehouse Never Collaborated?
There was a buzz about a year ago about a Snoop Dogg and Amy Winehouse collaboration that was in the works, but nothing ever came of it. It might have been discovered why… Because they got high!! According to The Sun, “Amy came to the studio buzzing with ideas and the pair got on really […]
What You Hear is the Sound of Vanessa Hudgens Tears…
One of the weekly’s announced that Zac Efron proposed to long time girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens last year while promoting High School Musical 3 in Japan, and that they would be getting married some time in 2009, but Mr. Efron doesn’t see it penciled in his calendar…In the next 20 years… He tells the latest issue […]
The Godfather of Simulated Football Calls it a Day.
Love him or hate him for his captain obvious commentary during Sunday Night Football games, most people wouldn’t dare to play a football video game that doesn’t featue the name John Madden on the cover. For the past thirty years, John Madden has somewhat been the face of Football with his status as top commentator […]
Holly Says No to Nudity.
It’s funny to hear about one of the most famous Playboy Bunnies turning down nudity, but Holly Madison is doing just that. At a recent event, Hef’s former main squeeze explained, “I’m never getting naked again. I’m over it, I’ve done it so many times. It is time to switch it up.” And life will […]
Showin’ Off the Bump!
Nicole Richie shows off the baby bump while on a shopping trip to The Grove in LA. StarzLife spotted the mommy to be dressed for the cool spring weather in a dress and tank top! Check out some more photos of Nicole below! [nggallery id=505]
Demi Lovato Tour Dates!!
Demi Lovato just announced the dates for her upcoming US tour featuring Americna Idol 7 runner up David Archuletta. Demi is trying to sing to the older crowd, but with Archie on board it’s bound to be a youngsters convention! Find out when Demi is coming to a town near you! June 21: Hartford, Conn. […]
