Madonna is officially headed to Malawi this weekend to adopt a baby girl according to an official from the Ministry of Women and Child Welfare. “We are expecting her this weekend,” says the source. Apparently the papers have been filed through Madonna’s charity in Malawi and everything is set to go through this weekend. The […]
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Zac Efron Gets a Role Where He Doesn’t Have to Sing.
Looks like there may have been more to the motive of Zac Efron pulling out of the Footloose remake. While the High School Musical star reportedly just wanted to get away from musicals and dance for once, it appears as if there may have been a little voice in his head helping to influence his […]

In the Case of 13-Year-Old Alfie…
You are NOT the father of baby Maisie!!! Barely teen-aged Alfie Patten has been declared NOT the father of the child he supposedly had with his 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle earlier this year. Both Alfie and Chantelle claimed it was their first time, and that they had no idea what could happen, but when a few […]

Gavin Rossdale Too Tired for Third Child.
Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are so busy raising two year old Kingston, and 7-month-old Zuma, that they won’t be trying for a girl anytime soon. The rocker dad admits it would be a nice addition, but so would some rest. He says, “Well that would seem logical, but then again, so would sleep! A […]

Do You Hear That Sound?
That’s the sound of Jessica Simpson popping champagne and letting out a “yee hawww.” Jessica has been the queen of straight to DVD movies as of late, but today she has something to celebrate! Lindsay Lohan’s latest film, Labor Pains, which was getting all the buzz back when it was filming, even being considered her […]

Paris’ New Man Still Looking For That Pay Day.
Paris Hilton has been dating Doug Reinhardt, a Hills reject, for what like 4 days now? First it was reported that he was planning to prepose to the heiress, but now he himself is blabbing to the weekly’s about having kids with Ms. Hilton. Doug tells InTouch; “Paris would make a great mom; she’s my […]

Who is Responsible for This???
A jokester on the American Idol staff must have thought it would be funny to dress the shows blind contestant, Scott Macintyre in a pair of pink pants for last nights performance round. When Seacrest asked Macintyre about his Greg Brady ensemble which also included a paisley shirt and brown jacket, to which he explained […]

Timberlake: No Plans For New Music.
Justin Timberlake’s last CD, Future Sex Love Sounds, was released in 2006 and is probably one of those discs you still listen to in 09 without getting sick of. So why hasn’t the heir apparent to Michael Jackson’s pop throne released anything new in the past three years besides some collaborations? Mr. JT tells the […]

This is Why We Hire Security Guards.
A man by the name of Robert O’Ryan was arrested earlier this week trying to sneak onto the CBS lot where Dancing With the Stars tapes after a security guard saw him trying to hop the fence. Sure, some fans will find any way to get in and watch their favorite show being taped, but […]

Back to the Old, Slim Eva.
Now that Eva Longoria-Parker’s character on Desperate Housewives is back to her old slender hot self, the real life Eva was able to slim back down a body that makes us all wish we were a French basketball playing leprechaun. Check out some more photos of the hot hot hot Eva below. [nggallery id=485]


